What year is it?

Here we are, in the year 2000-fuckin'-5 and these motherfucking morons still don't get it. There ya go. Intelligent design is still being taught. People still fucking believe that someone's in control and they made the first of us. When I say made, I mean people fucking really believe that there is a someone who used their almighty magical fucking power to make every star, every group of planets that surround them, every type of animal, and all types of humans. From trees to bugs, to bacteria, to camels, and then to us.

People fucking believe it. And this is why we don't have a fucking flying car yet. I'm pissed. We should have fucking flying cars, talking dogs, teleportation. I don't fucking mean instantly teleporting from Florida to Japan. Shit, I'd be happy with the packing and shipping industry being teleportationalized. I just made that word up, by the way. But this is just why... This is why the future is crawling at a fucking sloth's speed. Because the belief in this crazy shit is hindering the evolution of our minds and ideas.