Me In 6 Years

From Queens, NY comes a pretty good story that combines a lot of elements of discussion here at TheSick.net. A psychotic madman by the name of "Davy" went apeshit when he went on a rampage at a church. Wielding a shotgun and a sword, Davy, 25, left his house at 1:30 am carrying his sword. He arrived at the church and started hacking the arms off a 107 year old statue of the Virgin Mary and her Mom, St. Anne. He hacked Mary's Mom's arms off.
He wasn't finished though. At some point during this psychotic rage, he realized that the sword just wasn't cutting it it. In retrospect, it was probably a poor choice of a tool to complete the task at hand. So he went home and got a shotgun. He then put a buckshot right into Mary's Mom's fucking head, "blowing St. Anne's head into nearby bushes", the police say. In the middle of all of this, the article quotes Davy as saying "I'm a hustler! I'm a warrior!"
Then the cops pull up. They see this fucking guy with his shotgun and his sword, and they don't know what the fuck to do. He's in a psychotic rage. He then declares "I'm warning you motherfuckers", turns around and walks towards the cops and starts shooting his pump-action shotgun. He hit one officer in the head and one in the leg. The one who got shot in the leg took Davy down.
All three people involved are still alive, even the guy who got shot in the head. But here's the kicker. The article goes on to say: "Davy, who was in critical but stable condition at Mary Immaculate Hospital, suffers from bipolar disorder and apparently nursed a potent hatred for Christianity, the police and other institutions, officials and relatives said."
HAH! I wrote the headline before I even read that little tidbit. OK, let's review. I don't like police officers who violate my constitutional rights. I really don't like religion. AND I'm bipolar. Me in 6 years?
Davy's Momma, Miss Davy, went on to say "He's a good kid with a mental problem." Really, Miss Davy? You don't say? What a stunning exhibition of your sterling intellect. I am not surprised you popped this kid out. Maybe this is what happens when people are pushed to the absolute brink of insanity by religious fanatics and flagrant constitution raping police officers. Add in the predisposition of bipolar disorder, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Now, this story really makes me think. I wonder what makes me any different than this guy. I don't know his background, but I know the basics and he has all of the elements that I have. So I have to wonder... Is there an event that can occur that would make me think that it is a good idea to go on a rampage with a sword and a shotgun, and launch a full out assault on a Church?... I really don't think so.
I've been thinking about this deeply. I personally don't understand why anyone would knowingly commit a serious crime. I just don't get it. I mean, that notion alone is insane to me. Why would anyone steal something knowing the risk of the consequences would greatly out-weigh any personal gain. The same can be said about any crime. Drug dealing, car stealing, cop killing, etc. I just don't know how any sane person would risk their freedom for anything. If someone told me that they would give me a million dollars to go and steal some car, I'd say go fuck yourself. I just don't understand how any sane person would do anything to risk imprisonment.
So that's what separates me and this fellow. I love freedom way too much to ever do anything like that. I'll do my bad deeds verbally rather than with a sword and a shotgun. And I'll end this with a quote from the pastor of the Church he assaulted.
"It's just sad... He has a psychological problem with religion." Teehee.
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Thats weird I know I posted that link right. Can you clean that up Matt?
If you don't listen to your angel, you may become like Davy.
I'm sorry you had to cancel the interview. I was excited about it. I told most of my friends about your interview with Jesus.
To be honest with you, I think it's your fault. You didn't keep your promise. You promised your angel to follow his instructions and be serious about it, but you failed him.
I hope you reconcile to him.
Ken
[In the high pitched voice of 'Beavis' from Beavis and Butthead]
Yeah-Yeah....Break it!...BREAK IT!!....YEAH....YEEEAAAAHHH!!...
Heh - Heh....that was cool.
Of course I'm just messin' around.
I think because You find humor in this sort of story (twisted humor, but humor non-the-less), seperates you from this freak. (awww he's just MISUNDERSTOOD....we should pray for this guy....) ;)
I love it!!
Keep it comming Matt!!
Haha, I'd take him up on that offer; would make great entertainment for the "drivetime" slot. Opps, I'm jumping the gun but it sure would be awesome to hear you on talk radio. Some of these older guys need to step down and let someone like you step up :D
I didn't understand the difference between Matt and Davy.
Can you explain more.
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