Saber's Back
Since the night he got out, 6 days ago, I have left my back door open. The back door to my room leads to the backyard. I went to sleep at about 2:30 am. I was feeling pretty fucking miserable. I was definitely at an all time low. I was beginning to accept he wasn't coming back. And because of that, I was not doing very well at all.
So, apparently I was just laying there sleeping when out of nowhere, in my sleep, I feel that fucker tonguing me down. I swear, in all honesty, for about a full 10 seconds after I opened my eyes I didn't think it was real. Until I shut my door, then it sort of clicked.
So now, everything in my life can get back to normal. I can start bitching about the fucking shit I've been hearing on the radio, like that fucking douche bag cocksucker Governer in New York. I can talk about why Bush has once again proved he is the biggest fucking idiot to have ever been elected to office. (Hint: It involves intelligent design)
Ah yes, finally I can live again. After 6 days of only touching my computer to read about dog whistles, read about catching lost dogs, and uhhh, that's it. After sleeping probably a total of 20 hours in the past 6 days. After sleeping in my car two seperate nights, after spending hundreds of dollars on fliers, gas, supplies, hotdogs, etc. I can sit down in my fucking computer chair known as life without feeling horrible.
"Enjoy yourselves, bitches. It's a celebration." - Rick James ;)
posted by Matt The Sick at 4:12:00 AM
8 Comments:
Dear Matt,
I did this. I took Saber so I can teach you an important lesson.
Did you see how much anxious you felt when you lost your dog Saber?
This is how much anxious the Church feels when she lost you, Matt.
This is the story of Matt:
Matt is back?
Since the night Matt got out of the Church, 6 years ago, the Church have left her back door open. The back door to the chapel room leads to the confessional. Angel Anthony went to sleep at about 2:30 am. He was feeling pretty *** miserable. He was definitely at an all time low. Angel Anthony was beginning to accept Matt wasn't coming back. And because of that, Angel Anthony was not doing very well at all.
So, apparently Angel Anthony was just laying there sleeping when out of nowhere, in his sleep, he feels that *** Matt tonguing me down.
Angel Anthony says: "I swear, in all honesty, for about a full 10 seconds after I opened my eyes I didn't think it was real. Until I shut my door, then it sort of clicked."
So now, everything in Angel Anthony's life can get back to normal.
Ah yes, finally Angel can live again. After 6 years of only touching my computer to read about MATT's website, read about catching lost MATTs, and uhhh, that's it: "Blogging". After sleeping probably a total of 7300 hours in the past 6 years. After sleeping in his chariot two seperate years, after spending hundreds of dollars on fliers, gas, supplies, hotdogs, etc. Angel can sit down in his *** computer chair known as life without feeling horrible.
"Enjoy yourselves, sons. It's a celebration."
The Church celebrates for Matt is back.
Matt, Did you see how much joy and peace you have after you found your dog?
That's how much joy will be in heaven when you come back.
Your Angel
Anthony
uhhh,
please Matt cancel "Matt tonguing me down." That freaks me out.
I didn't notice this sentence.
Write: "Matt is present".
Thank you.
Hey Matt,
Glad to hear your dog came back home. He must of just needed a vacation as well. I know you are an intelligent person, but I will tell you anyway. BEWARE OF ANGEL ANTHONY!!! He is a wolf in sheeps clothing. He is a very deceitful person who tries to drive people away from the truth. He has been asked several times to prove what he believes, but he cannot. He tells you to believe in God's Word, yet he does not. Steer clear, my friend. It is wise to believe in God's Word, just don't believe anthony's word. I will not make your blog about anthony, but you said it yourself. He is dillusional!!! You should keep some of his posts on file. Just in case some psycho does something to you or your girlfriend or your dog, at least this way they will have a lead.
Anyway, I hope you can get some sleep and relaxation now that your dog is back.
Anonymous is Pastor Jim.
This little fundamentalist pastor sees me as a threat and spreads lies on people's blogs about me.
May God forgive this little pastor.
Pastor Jim,
You made me laugh when you said I am a wolf in sheep's clothing.
You must be a Jehovah Witness or 7th day Adventist or you belong to some kind of sect.
How long will you see me a threat?
I feel that if I am close to you, you would crucify me or burn me on a stake because YOU believe that I am A DECEIVER or a DEMON or a WOLF and I deserve to be rejected and ignored.
This is ridiculous.
This pastor Jim filled my blog with his sterile arguments.
I don't know why people are threatened when a Catholic talks in favor of science or reason.
May God forgive you.
I will go away from Aug 6 till Aug 19. I need to relax and pray.
I will come back.
Take care
Anthony
You took Saber? Get your head out of your own ass my friend. That's shockingly and embarrassingly stupid.
You're so creepy Anthony. You never fail to shock me. It wore off for a while, but you somehow managed to top yourself. Your posts are the funniest material I've ever read. That's all I can see. Please don't stop posting.
Amanda
Thanks for the support. I appreciate it a lot.
Daly
Dalyce was out helping me every day she could and probably slept less than me. Thank you verrrry very much. You know how much it means to me.
Rick
I appreciate the comment, Rick. I made the ID post late last night. Since you were anticipating it, I'm looking forward to seeing your comment.
Anonymous
I don't think Anthony is a sheep in a wolf's clothing. I think he's an insane madman who has ripped off his straight jacket and is now wearing a suit. I appreciate your concern. I've just accepted Anthony as a really great form of entertainment and I tend to use his religious talk as humor. I look at it that way. It's ok.
Thanks a lot for the comment, I really appreciate it.
Anthony
A pastor who can use a computer? Impressive. He gets a thumbs up from me. Most pastors I've seen are old and creepy. When I used to goto Church, both of the church leader people has retarded kids, and one had retarded twins. I'm not even making that up. Here's a true story:
We were riding in the church bus, and the retarded kid kept say "Jesus is fugging up the glass." He said it over, and over again. And I swear, it sounded like he was saying "Jesus is fucking up the glass." And he just said it so many times that I couldn't stop laughing. Good times.
I thought all Christians believe in the second coming of Christ, Anthony? Since you're an Angel and all, shouldn't you know it too? I like "Pastor Jim". He seems to be quite alright to me. I do appreciate you being on the side of science and reason most of the time though, Anthony.
Awww don't go away for too long. That's way too long to pray and relax. You'll get bored.
Wow, you made me laugh. half hour of laughing. oww.
I am glad you found your dog.
I celebrated.
I hope one day, your angel may celebrate when he finds you.
Sorry for shocking you.
Thanks for your compliments:
1- my friend.
2- creepy
3- insane
4- madman
5- great form of entertainment
Not all pastors or priests
are old. There are many young people like you who are being prepared to become priests.
Why do you ask me of Jesus' second coming?
His second coming will be at the moment of your death.
At that moment, your sun will be darkened, and your moon will not give its light, and your stars will fall from your sky, and the powers of your heavens will be shaken. And then the sign of the Son of Man, which is the cross, will appear to you, and you will mourn, and you will see Jesus Christ coming with power and great glory to take your soul.
This is great. People are afraid of death. But it will be the greatest experience on earth. I am looking forward to seeing it. You will discover that your existence has no end.
You will either enjoy the benefits of the Creator of the Universe, or you will be separated. However, it will be your decision.
This decision is made in this life.
All human beings should have hope in eternal life.
This earthly life is so short.
I saw many people whose lives are heading towards physical death, but they are happy because they know that their existence is eternal.
Sorry for going for too long.
I am going to New Mexico from August 6 till August 20.
I am going to a desert to pray.
In silence, I can find God.
Your earth is filled with noise. This is why people cannot find God.
I won't get bored. With God there is no boredom at all.
Do you want anything from New Mexico?
I will try to find a young priest who is on fire for God. Maybe I'll send him to you.
I'm glad I made you laugh for so long. I'm glad to give back the entertainment. I hope you never find me... I fear what will happen to me.
I called you a madman? I didn't think I did. Young people, my age, are pastors? I don't think that's a good thing. I think pastors ought to be old and wise. I'm young a wise, so it's cool.
New Mexico, huh? Sounds pretty neat. Business meeting? Don't die in the desert Anthony. I certainly wouldn't like to see that happen.
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