Random Advice

Kick girls randomly in the vagina. It will hurt them, yet confuse them wondering why you kicked them in their vagina when they don't have balls. It's just a really awkward place to hit a girl, yenno? This is advice for woman and psychotic wife-beaters only.

Look up all the local sex offenders in your area via your state's website. Buy a comfortable baseball bat. Print all of their addresses. Visit them all in a single night, doing nothing more than bashing their back windshield. You'll feel like a hero.

Think of someone who has fucked with you, and it still bothers you to this day. Find them, and get revenge in a way that you would be willing to accept the consequences. In some cases, getting caught will be worth it. I recommend a simple attack. Find them, charge them and fucking beat them.

Punch someone in the fact at random daily.

That's all.