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Troubleshoot my cock and balls you incompetent assfucks.

Oh man. Those technical support bastards at Apple are fuckheads. Let me explain what happened...

My computer wasn't recognizing my iPod. I would attach it to my computer via firewire, and it wouldn't mount on my desktop, or in iTunes. So I call apple, and the guy I'm talking to has me do some shit, doesn't work, so he says it defective, and has me send it back to Apple for them to fix it. Apple owns in that area. They send me a box, with nice high quality padding, and tape. They give very simple instructions in a letter in the box to put the iPod in, and tape the box closed, and to rip off the invoice on the box, and under it is their address. Pretty sweet huh? The next day it leaves my house airborne, and I get it back 3 days later. So they 'fixed' it, and sent it back. I was damn pleased.

When the box came, I opened it and connected it to my computer via firewire.... Nothing. I was pissed as fuck. So I called back, and the guy I talked to was daft, and baffled. He told me a specialist would call me back later that day. Fine, whatever. Three days later, I get the call from Apple, and this guy has me do lots of shit, he clearly knew what he was doing, he was a good guy. So we figure out that there's a problem with MY firewire ports on my computer, since I plugged it into my friend's iBook and it worked fine. So this jabroni tells me I need to take my computer in to be services. I hate taking it in because I have to drop it off at this place 45 minutes away, and this dumb ass fixes it. I would have to be without it for days. I fucking hate that shit, so I said fuck it, and I decided I was going to sell the iPod in eBay, and put that money towards buying a new iMac.

So today, around ehhh 6:00 PM, I wake up from a nap, and the power had gone out for like a minute. So I angrily stumble to my computer, and start it up. I go take a piss, and come back to the amazement that my iPod was mounted, and showing on my desktop. iTunes was even open. I had left it attached to the firewire cable from a couple days ago when the 'smart' guy was helping me. I was like 'What the fuckkkk'. So I updated my iPod, and recopied all my songs to it, (they had been deleted when I sent it to Apple) and changed my mind about selling it on eBay. So what the fuck Apple? 4 technical support agents, and one hardware specialist who physically opened my iPod could not make this work on my computer, but the power going out does? You motherfucking buffoons. I'm calling Apple tomorrow to tell them. I guess my iPod just needed a kick in the nuts.

The moral of this story: People are not as smart as they claim to be.

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Oh well, I'm still excited for it. Well I'll be god damned. I can't think of anything to talk about. Everything sucks. Palace is boring as shit, noones online to talk to, I'm already sick of playing Starcraft, and the bug invested games for Xbox. Heyyyyyy I just got an idea. I'm going to go shave my choad. YAY!!!!!! I am just kidding folks. Peace.

Email sucks.

Ever since I started reselling shit on eBay, I've been getting 2543534 emails a day. I get one maybe every 5-10 minutes. It's so god damn annoying. There are so many fucking idiots out there that it astonishes me. I'm also getting a fuck load of emails from people who are in our Starcraft clan, giving me their (often times incomplete) information for their member page. So yeah, again, email sucks.

I'm watching ER. This is the episode where Dr. Green gets married. Haha the nazi dyke wasn't invited. Today's going to involved alot of HTML. I plan on improving my blog, updating the Clan site, and possibly starting a site for my girllfriend. Speaking of which, the site is now complete, so check it the fuck out. Oh god dammit. More email.

Don't I suck.

I was wrong about the Super Bowl. Oh well. Today has been an incredibly boring day. I was fucking with like 10 diffferent URL redirection services, and like 5 stat tracking services. They alllll suck. Greedy bastards.

Looks line Stone Cold is coming back to the WWE. Thank fucking god. It's about time. PERSONALITY shall finally return to wrestling. It's been so boring lately. The same shit over and over. Scott Steiner sucks. So does HHH. Him and his fucking back stage politcs make Raw suck. I'm really excited for the debut of Nathan Jones though. He's a monster, and I fucking love his gimmick. He's basically a guy who spent 8 years in prison in Australia for armed robbery. That is a shoot. That really did happen. In fact, when he was im prison, he was infamous for often ripping cell doors off the hinges, and breaking off hand cuffs. He is indeed a massive man. His gimmick in WWE is based on that, except it has this psychotic maniac element to it. It's bad ass. Alright I'm outro. Time to go decapitate fish.

The Bucs will choke.

My prediction. Raiders 25 Bucs 10. They will choke. I live in the Tampa area, so I have all the right in the world to talk shit. If the Bucs would pay that fat piece of shit Warren Sapp less, they could get a decent offensive player besides A-Train. The Bucs always choke though. It's just a part of their mistique. They blow my cock. Bucs suck. Die.

Anyways, I'm working on a new website for me and my friend's Starcraft Clan. It's going to be the fucking shit. I should be finished with it tonight. I upload it when I make decent progress, so check it out. Ahhh motherfucker. I just burnt my fucking pizza I was making because I was posting. ARGGH

The best god damn Sicilian ever...

Oh my god. I just got back from the best fucking pizza place around here. It's a TRUE Brooklyn style pizzeria, and I had never had their Sicilian until tonight... God it was so fucking good. It was lucious. The funny part was, I got 3 bread sticks too, and they were like fucking taffy. They heated them too long, but the Sicilian was perfect so I guess it was an even trade off. But I'm still pissed. The inch long ends of all three of them were hard as a fucking rock.

Oh well. I'm gonna go watch my girlfriend on Yahoo now. I drove her to school this morning. I love driving in the early morning.

Work already sucks.

Argh. I just started working yesterday. Reselling things on eBay. I have the potential to make atleast 500 a week, but this is tedious. Alot of bullshitting, alot of swerving, and alot of interacting with complete idiots. Oh well, atleast I'm working at home. I could be working at McDonald's flipping burgers.

Speaking of McDonald's, I just got back from there. I got 3 hash browns, and water. Yes, I am a cheap bitch. Those motherfuckers filled about 80% of the SMALL cup with ice. I was out of water by the second hash brown. So I then turned the heat on high, and pointed the vents at the cup and melted all that fucking ice down. Man, I''m so clever. Thomas Edison doesn't have shit on me.

What the fuck is Martin Luther King Day?

Martin Luther King day is bullshit. Because of this 'holiday', I have to wait yet another day for bitch ass USPS to deliver something to me. Ok now let's define holiday.

A day free from work that one may spend at leisure, especially a day on which custom or the law dictates a halting of general business activity to commemorate or celebrate a particular event. 2. A religious feast day; a holy day.

So, today, the peticular date we are commemorating (yeah right) is everything MLK accomplished for the civil rights movement. He changed how things were, and ended apartheid. He was a balsy motherfucker, who got capped for the great things he did. It's sad. Although, this is an important fact in history, it's not like he discovered America, or FREED the slaves. (Hence President's Day, which actually honors George Washington and Abraham Lincoln's birthdays)

I'll tell you why MLK has a national holiday. It's because after the smoke had cleared after his death, the politicians knew that things had to change. 70% of them were still racist, and were still for apartheid. But the daft public couldn't possibly know this, so the senate votes to approve this national holiday. Why? They did it so they could get the black vote. They knew the brothaz could help get them elected, and that is indeed why the Democrats were mostly for it. It's sad. But today, my package didn't come because of a bullshit holiday. The most interesting opinion dynamics poll I've seen which was done by CNN says that black people say the greatest president of all time is Clinton, versus white people, who believe Lincoln is the greatest of all time. Hmmm.... I'll let you ponder that one. I'll save my comments for the upcoming rant in which I bitch about how badly rap has destroyed the black community.

I truly believe they should make a The Sick Day. I deserve a national holiday, because I'm so god damn cool. This is how it would go: It would be a normal working day, with the exception of the way people act. Everyone must be completely honest, and say whatever the fuck they way. Oh man, it would be so cool to hear an old lady at the grocery store tell me I suck dick because I'm a kid in an old person's town. I'd love it. Imagine driving. Ohhhhh man. It'd be better then Christmas. On The Sick Day, people would come to my special temple of wisdom in Beverly Hills, Florida, where I will tell them all to fuck off. Ahh yes, the world is mine.

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I want a fucking car.

Argh. I'm so sick of driving my mom's Ford Taurus. Don't get me wrong, it's a big piece of shit, but its a pimp ass piece of shit. It doesn't have a tape player. Just a radio. It's ugly, dirty, white, and has no muffler as well. That's the best part of it though. It's all like VROOM VROOM. I use it to scare the fuck out of old people. Oh yeah, it doesn't have a horn either. I broke that.

All day yesterday and today I've been driving me sister's Ford F150 around. She went to New Jersey and left it here. Learning to drive a stick is a bitch. I have no problems shifting while driving. It's the taking off that gets me. I'm getting alot better though. It's so fun, but stressful. Being able to listen to my music loudly on the cd player is nice too. Once I start working, which should be today, I want to try and get my sister in law's Honda Accent. It's sexy. I'm going to watch ER now. Dr. Carter has to get rid of a bum's crabs.

Cry Baby Walker owns you.

Cry-Baby is such a bad ass movie. It's a Doo-Wop 50's musical. It's basically about the Squares and the Drapes. It's not like a serious bad ass movie, it's more like just a pimp ass movie. If you've never seen it, I suggest you rent it. It was made in the 90's.

And we're off.

Ahh. Finally, The Sick Blog is up and going. After 2 different lay outs, and about 9 days of work, and excrutiating trial and error, it's done. It feels nice. I had to make alot of compromises because people using Internet Explorer were seeing weird shit. So I said fuck it, and made a more compliant layout. Yeah fuck you Microsoft. Anywho, bookmark this page, and check it out often, because I'll be posting a few times a day.