407.1 Billion

Bush Seeks Big Jump in Missile Defense Spending Stop... Building... Bombs... You fuck. Jesus god already. We have enough! This article also states that he's going to ask congress to double funding to modernize the Army to 401.7 billion. 401.7 billion fucking dollars.Why do we need to do this? We do we need to double things up? I'll tell you why. Because we're going to invade some more countries. We're gonna conquer some more brown people. Iran? Syria? Who knows. The only fucking brown people we should be conquering and murdering in mass quantities are those fucking psychopathic Palestinians. Seriously, they're all fucking psycho. We seriously need to wipe out every man, woman, and child in that fucking region. Shit wipe out the dogs and cats too. When November comes, make sure you remember that if you vote for George Bush, he'll be spending mass amounts of our money on invading more countries. This evil fucking president we have needs to be stopped.

Problem Solved

It was just the wires. I used the keydance method to determine that I had a cylinder misfiring. This confused me greatly, because right before I bought the car, they did a tune up on it. Tune up = replacing the plugs and wires. Well the jackass didn't replace the wires. I was able to determine this because the fucking plugs had the Chrysler logo on them. That fucking car was driven for 119,000 miles with the original plugs. Crazy. Definitely a sign of lots of highway miles which makes me happy.

Ahh nothing to talk about. It's fucking cold. 27 degrees. This sucks. My fucking hands are freezing. It's causing me to make an abnormal amount of typos.

I'm going to Universal Islands of Adventure on Saturday. It's going to be fun shit. That is all.

New Bumper, New Car Problem

Argh. My god damn check engine light came on today. I do believe it has something to do with my idle control. I am very upset over this. I gotta bring my car to my brother's so we can hook up the computer and see exactly what's wrong. I'm thinking idle control though. I have no idea how much it costs to fix or anything. This could suck ass.

I bought a new bumper for my car on eBay. Blitz style front bumper. It's fucking sick. I love it.

This is the bumper I bought, and the one below this is what the bumper will look like on my car. It's a 97 Talon, same year as mine, with the same exact bumper. Except mine's dark red and it doesn't have those sexy side skirts. Ownage.

Cancer, Jews Pissed, Terrorists and Amonia

Police Investigate Texas Chemical Port Shooting
Can you say 'Potential Terrorist Attack'? Oh really? I can. POTENTIAL TERRORIST ATTACK. That's what they're saying, but they're saying it in the absolute most vanilla, watered down, sugar coated way. Some fucking towel head is at some chemical plant checking shit out, taking pictures. Why the fuck is he taking pictures? This is called suspicious behavior. Especially when you consider the fact that he's middle eastern. Then he shoots the guard who yells at him? If I lived anywhere near there, I'd be moving real fast.

Gates Plans an End to Spam in Two Years
Surrrrrre. The same way he said that by Windows Media Player 9, 'buffering' would not exist. My ass. Lying asshole. Take your 'magic solution' and use it to be something other than an evil fuck.

Study Links Some Hair Dyes to Kind of Cancer
Here's your warning ladies, and goths alike. Stop using the black fucking hair dye. It's gonna kill you. The study says so. And studies are always right of course. If I owned some Loreal stock, I'd be selling it as of right now.

Jewish Scholars Threatened Me Over 'Passion' Film, Gibson Says
Oh my god. I am so fucking sick of hearing about this stupid shit. This movie is gonna make a ton of money. It's going to be fucking sick. Mark my words.

Just My Luck

Argh. I have the worst fucking luck with cars. I knew something was going to happen. I was just waiting for it to happen. Well, the first thing has happened today. I had just gotten to work, and I'm driving through the parking lot at about 15 mph, and this fucking bitch in a PT Cruiser starts to pull out as I'm about 10 feet from her, so I hit my breaks, and wait for her to realize that she's about to run into me. This is common in parking lots, I've been in this situation many times... Well, she doesn't realize. She just keeps backing up, and I start honking... Still doesn't realize. So I try to throw it in reverse real fast but I wasn't quick enough so this dumb bitch backs her faggoty fucking PT homosexual Cruiser right into the front bumper of my new car. It was painful. She didn't cause any actual body damage, just fucked up the paint bad because this bumper had been replaced once before and whoever painted it before did the worse possible job that could be done. So the paint is just chipping the fuck off like it's going out of style. It wasn't primed AT ALL before it was painted. What a fucking moron. Both of them, the PT Cruiser cunt and the faggot who owned this car before me. So this lady, she was nice but nonetheless she was a fucking moron. She gave me her info and said she'd pay for it and bla bla bla. Still... It fucking sucks for me. I'm just waiting for the next catastrophe to occur. It'll happen. Luckily, this isn't too bad. I might be able to fix it myself and pocket the money she gives me to 'have the bumper repainted'. *Wink* *Wink*

I'm fucking tired. I need a nap. Today has sucked a fat dick. I feel like laying down on my bed and watching American Pie 3 with the cast commentary on. I think I'm going to do that right now. Peace.

(Be sure to check out Diary of a Pizza Guy to hear about my shitty day at work today, which I'll write in later after I don't feel so assy.)

In The News

Halliburton Finds Possible Iraq Kickbacks.
More of this Halliburton shit, huh? How badly is this Halliburton bullshit affecting the Bush administration? Should it even affect them? Well, it's pretty fucking shady if you ask me. First of all, in every article written about any of this Halliburton overcharging shit, they always seem to meantion that Dick Cheney was the Ceo from 95-00. Why do they feel the need to say this? Sure, I believe it's an important fact. But I think it says something that 90% of everything written about this mentions it. People love this Halliburton controversy. Especially those crazy fucking liberals. They were screaming 'OIL, HALLIBURTON!' before the war even started. When this shit came out, you just know that 20 million liberals just grinned and shook their heads with the pride of thinking they predicted something.

U.S. Chopper Down in Northern Iraw, Two Pilots Die
I'm getting pretty fucking tired of this shit. Those choppers we use over there are so fucking weak. Same with the humvees. Can't this shit end already?

Iran to Put Dozen Al Qaeda Captives on Trial
Awww... Iran tries so hard to make the U.S. like them. Same with those silly Saudis. How long before we own all the brown people in the world?

CIA Picks New Iraq Weapons Inspector
He won't find anything either. They should just throw in the towel and admit they fucked up. I mean really now come on, we've been in Iraq for nearly a year now. A year. Give it a rest guys, you aren't finding shit. If there really were chemical weapons readily available, then you would have found them by now. Asses.

That's all for now, time to goto work! Peace.

Huddle House

Me and my girlfriend went to Huddle House for dinner tonight. God damn I love that place. High Quality food at a low quality price. I love it.

What I Did Today

I went out earlier and opened up my very first bank account. Since I'm making so much caching now a days. ;) Actually, I just had no reason to open up an account, but I want to start buying shit for my car online and well, I need a checking account for that. I'm waiting for it to be all activated and stuff. It sucks waiting. I also have to wait like over a week for the god damn check card. Bastards.

I also stopped by AutoZone and bought a few things. I got this triple chrome plated skull keychain. It's pretty god damn bad ass, but it was very expensive and it pissed me off, but I had to have it. It was like 6 bucks. I also bought one of those dash board cell phone holders, and some touch up paint because for some god damn reason the paint is chipping off my bumper. Badly. It's bothering me greatly. It ruins the perfection of my car. I wanted to buy so much more other shit, but I really do have a problem spending money. I really, really hate doing it. I actually feel bad every time I spend money. The only time I don't is when I spend it on gas, or less than 5 dollars in food. I'm fucked up, yes I know.

Back in Green

Finally got the new site finished. I'm slow as fuck and very lazy so deal with it. Well, after a nearly 2 month abscense, TheSick.Net is back in action with the new sick green layout. I'm sure there's gonna be a few errors here and there and visual shit wrong because I haven't checked my site on a PC or in all other browers. It should look perfect on all Mac OS browers. ;) You PC people will have to deal with any mistakes I haven't seen yet. I've also launched the Diary of a Pizza Guy weblog. It's basically just a blog where I talk about nothing but work related shit. I decided to make it because amazingly, a lot of interesting shit happens during work.

Finally got my car shit figured out. Ugh. What a fucking mess that was. I'll talk about that later, or maybe I'll make a rant about it. Not too sure. It was such a mess, it's not even funny. I will steal a car before I buy another used car. I mean it. I'm gonna post some shit in the Pizza Guy blog. I'll post again later. Peace.