APA Tells Tom Cruise To Fuck Off

The American Psychiatry Association officially said that Tom Cruise is a crazy, insane, ignorant motherfucker and is absolutely living in a fantasy world. Story here. It's so rediculous. Here we have a man who is a fanatic for his fantasy religion, which was founded by a really really crazy motherfucker. Who, I might add, was a science fiction writer. Come the fuck on now. What if Jesus was a magician? Would you believe any of that shit in the bible? No. What a moron. I'm still praying to Allah, Buddha, God, Jesus, and the holy ghost for good luck that he gets AIDs and dies a horribly painful death.

Tom Cruise Is Insane

Tom Cruise is absolutely insane, and so is his fucking cult church.

Psychiatry... Medicine that fixes chemical imbalances in your brain... The science of the mind and how it works... It's all bullshit, according to this crazy fuck. Article here.

Goats!

Goats! Some customer at work has like 8 of them. I dropped some pizza off at their house and then I drove about 100 feet in reverse, gave my car a vroom vroom, and 4 of them came over and were nice enough to pose for me. Tomorrow, I shall post pictures of the snake in the parking lot. Those are even cooler.

Saddam, Poor Fella

Poor Saddam. Look at him. He's so sad. I really feel for him. I read this article today, and it just really touched my heart.

He thinks he's still the President of Iraq. He wants to work out his issues with Bush. He likes Doritos. He likes Raisin Bran. He gave fatherly advice to the men guarding him. He's not so bad. And here is the best part of the interview:

The magazine said Saddam told his guards that when the Americans invaded Iraq in March 2003, he "tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in," and U.S. planes struck the palace he was trying to reach instead of the one he was in. "Then he started laughing," recalled Reese. "He goes, 'America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.'"

Hahaha. Very very funny. Can't you just picture him saying that? "America... Heh heh heh. They dumb. They bomb wrong palace." Just say it. He's a funny guy. I hope he does alright. Poor fella.

How The Terrorists Abuse Prisoners

Whenever you hear a penis loving, guilty democrat bastard bitching about how the detainees at Gitmo are treated, just copy and paste this link.

It's a new story posted today on CNN that tells the tale of 4 Iraqi hostages who were rescued. You can read all about how they were tortured with electricity.

So when these absolutely insane democrat motherfuckers like Senator Durbin of Illinois make absolutely fucking asinine comments about people who were trying to kill our troops being "mistreated" by being subjected to rap music, sleep deprivation, or being scared by dogs, just remember that if one of the men or women who are out there fighting for us are captured, what happens at Gitmo would be fucking heaven.

I hope you absolutely insane evil democrats, at least the ones who believe it is actually possible to mistreat an enemy in the war, a man who was trying to kill our troops... I hope you fucking choke on the cock and die.

Update: The Fox News report on this story gives many more details than the CNN report. The hostages were also beaten with burning rubber hoses. Just thought I'd toss that little detail in there too, and you can compare it to being sleep deprived.

The Sanctity of Marriage

Marriage, what an interesting subject. In this day and age in the United States, there is a real hot topic. That topic is gay marriage. Generally, Republicans are against it, and Democrats are for it. This is a huge deal. You hear people talking about it every day.

Why don't conservative republicans want gays to marry? They will certainly say that marriage is between a man and a woman, and the sanctity of marriage must be protected. That's what they hide behind. The sanctity of marriage... It's bullshit.

Plain, simple, brown, smelly bullshit. The bible says "Thou shalt not lay with another man", or some shit like that. Basically, homosexuality is a big no no for the religious folk. And conservatives, at least on the outside, are all bible pounding religious folk. So basically, they hate fags. It's that simple. Republicans hate fags.

With that said, they still hide behind their steaming, brown, smelly pile of bullshit; "Sanctity of marriage." But that's not what any of this is about.

This is about this bullshit. The story, which appears on Fox News' headlines section, which isn't even news at all, is that Tom Cruise has proposed to Katie Holmes. Of course, they just started dating in April. So a 3 month relationship is definitely special enough, and worthy enough to invoke the almighty sacred marriage. Right?

No, no no no no. More bullshit! Wanna know the truth? It's painfully obvious to someone like me, but when this is disguised as "news", you might just shrug it off. They're not really engaged. It's bullshit. It's a lie. If you believe it, you're a fucking moron.

Isn't it ironic that Katie Holmes' new movie just opened up on the 15th? And isn't it interesting that Tom Cruise's new movie is about to open up on the 29th. And isn't it ironic that they would both just dive into such a "sacred" commitment right in the midst of bathing in their big movie success. I'm not even going to mention their shitty fucking movies, because I will not be a pawn life fucking Fox News and every other hack of a news organization.

You will hear about this today. They news reports will mention their movies, and you'll probably talk about it with your friends. This is the America we live in. Gays can't marry because marriage is sacred, while two fucking scientologists are raping the so called sanctity of marriage by staging a fake engagement which will be called off within 6 months. Do you think they're going to get married and live happily ever after? Wake up. I wish this whole fucking country would wake up.

I despise this system, I despise the media, I despise religion, and I despise Hollywood assholes, and I'm beginning to despise the very country I live in.

In this country, politicians form their opinion based upon who's giving them money and how they're going to get reelected. The media has turned you all into lemmings, and somehow give a shit about the personal lives of famous people. A book that was written 2000 years ago is still the major doctrine used to form law. Living in open adultery is still illegal in my state. And Hollywood assholes keep making stupid fucking movies. I'm tired of it. No one has any honor. No one wants their movie to succeed because it's good. I fucking hate them all.

With all of these fucking earthquakes this week in California, I truly hope that the big one in LA goes fucking nuts and brings down 10,000 of these Hollywood lowlife motherfuckers. It would solve a lot of my fucking problems. I just hope that it happens on the weekend, when the only decent person living in the state of California, George Carlin, doing shows in other states.

And that's that. Fuck Katie Holmes. I hope she gets ovarian cancer. And fuck that goofy fuck ass Tom Cruise. I hope he gets AIDS. Fuck that, he probably already has AIDS. At least the HIV. I hope his AIDS worsens, and I hope he gives it to 20 other Hollywood sluts before he dies alone and gay. When I go on a murderous rage one of these days, you people will know why. It will be because the Hollywood assholes have sucked every ounce of sanity from my amazing brain.

Abortion = Double Murder

Well isn't this fucking interesting. The story goes like this: 19 year old boyfriend, 17 year old girlfriend. 17 year old becomes pregnant with twins. 4 months later, she decides she doesn't want kids. She is probably too poor, or can't face her family to get the abortion, so she tries to purposely induce miscarriage a number of ways. After repetitive failures, she asks her boyfriend to help. He succeeds by stepping on her stomach.

So what happens next? Well of course, 19 year old is charged with double murder and is convicted. Life in prison. The 17 year old? Absolutely nothing, because she has a legal right to an abortion.

This is just so fucking insane, on so many levels. There are just so many holes and questions, I don't even know where the fuck to begin.

What is the difference between the 19 year old and an abortion Doctor? Fundamentally, what is the difference? Miscarriage is a whole lot more natural and normal then oh say, having the baby sucked out through a fucking tube. Perfectly legal though.

If this is "murder", then why is the 17 year old female not guilty of attempted murder? The report also noted that the female was pounding on her stomach at the same time as the 19 year old male was stepping on it. Maybe in-between stomps. So she could be guilty of the "double murder". But she has a "legal right". So if she has a legal right to an abortion, then what the fuck difference does it make how it is done? It doesn't.

This is what fucking happens when you have crazy fucking republican bible pounding cocksuckers making laws. This is what happens when democrats and republicans have conflict, and absolutely fucking stupid conflicting laws. You have an absolutely ignominious situation like this.

They can't have it both ways. Either both are guilty or both are innocent. This is what I know: I know that on December 28th, 2006, I will not be able to buy alcohol. That of course, is 9 months before my 21st birthday. I know that if I goto a gas station, show them my ID, and explain to them that I was conceived on this day 21 years ago, I will be laughed at, and probably thrown out of the store. Definitely denied alcohol. They start counting when you exit the womb. That is when life starts, otherwise we would start counting as soon as the woman realized she was pregnant.

So come the fuck on now you fucking idiot assholes ruining this country with your fucking moral agendas. Get your shit together and besides trying to do what's gonna get you reelected, do what's best for the fucking country and do your job - which is to improve the country. When I see a 19 year old being convicted of double murder for stepping on his girlfriend's stomach, while his girlfriend who begged him to do it isn't charged because she has a "legal right" to an abortion, I become absolutely ashamed that the state of Texas is part of the Union. But that's what happens when you have an insane George Bush as your governor for a while. I suppose I'm lucky to have the slightly less insane Jeb Bush as my governor. The same one who makes special laws to save a brain dead bitch. I hope the Bush's go very, very far away before they ruin this country any further.

U.S. Issues Terror Warning for Indonesia

Fox News has posted this story this morning, reporting that the U.S. has issued a terror warning for any Americans in Indonesia. Apparently, they've received intelligence and people are planning to bomb hotels and what not.

This is pretty shitty. It sucks knowing that I can never safely visit a muslim country in my lifetime. Sort of limiting. Oh well. There's still Europe, Japan, and the Island nations. Come to think of it, the middle eastern countries all suck anyway.

Nevermind that shit. I don't care that much. I'm never visiting anywhere I can't drive anyway. If 9/11 hadn't fucked with my fear of flying enough, I might be able to. But one time about 3 years ago, I had a very vivid, realistic dream that I was in an airplane and it was going down. I still remember the feeling one feels when they're in a downed airplane. I mean fuck, in my dream, I didn't know it wasn't real so consciously I thought it was completely real, so the feeling itself was completely real.

And that is why I won't be visiting any country outside of North America.