Goodbye 4th Amendment (Fucked With Again)

Before I went to work today, I gathered up a few good stories to talk about when I got home. Well, I won't be talking about them right now because of course, I have been fucked with again. This story, which happened to me, combines both of my most recent posts. Our freedoms being fucked away and police officers fucking with me. Did you think I was kidding about everything I said in those posts? Check this out then.

I was working. I deliver pizzas. I drive a very fast, very nice looking car. I'm on my way to a delivery and I pass a cop. I'm not speeding. No big deal. I then pass that same cop on my way back, and he pulls me over. My tag lights were out, and I knew it, so I figured that's what it was for. No big deal. So he walks up to my car, and I promptly hand him all the shit I know he's going to ask me for and treat him extremely politely, addressing him as officer. He's being all cool, and tells me my tag lights are out and he's just going to give me a warning. Everything is proceeding as normal. He then goes back to his car to give me my warning. So I just sit and wait.

But when he comes back to my car, for some unexplainable reason, he is a completely different cop. I see he is back, but has nothing in his hands. He starts by saying "First of all, I'm going to give you a warning for having an aftermarket exhaust system. It is illegal to modify your exhaust system in the state of Florida." He says this in such a dickish way. As if me having an exhaust system on my car, that gives my car more power, absolutely disgusts him. He then asks me if I mind if he searches my car. I politely tell him that I am working right now, and that I do not have the time to let him search my car. I have the right to be secure in my property, and I fucking know it. I want to just punch this fuck in this face at the point, just for stereotyping me and having the nerve to ask to serve my car when he fucking knows I'm working. But I remain polite. He then goes back to his car.

And then, another cop pulls up. Now I'm getting really pissed. It's been 10 minutes since I was pulled over and I need to get back to work. But deep down, I know exactly what is about to happen because it's happened to me before. It shocks me every time. The cop comes back and just tells me to turn my interior lights on and put my hands on the steering wheel. Remember this detail, because it's an important one and it'll come up later. The second cop then walks his K9 "drug sniffing" dog around my car. And what do you expect happens next?

I am informed that the dog "alerted" to my vehicle, and they're going to search it. I have no say. I am now forced to let who I now see are the soldiers of the Imperial United States to search my car. I am told to get out of my car, and go stand by theirs. Then I have to stand there for an additional 15 minutes while they search literally every square inch of my car. All while I'm left standing there, on the main highway in the town I work, looking like a douche bag. For 15 minutes. Maybe longer.

I don't do drugs. I never have. I have never even tried any recreational drug. In fact, excluding weed, I've never seen an illegal drug in person. I am very anti-drug. I don't like people who do drugs. I think they fucking suck. Excluding marijuana, anyone who uses a drug is a fucking idiot and a pussy. And this is the person who's car is being thoroughly searched for drugs. He almost cummed in his pants when he found a few aspirin that had fell out of my Man Purse™. He goes "OHHH what do we have here, sir". I reply, with "That's Aspirin..." I said it in the funniest way. In a "I can't believe just how fucking stupid you are" sort of way. The other cop actually laughed at the way I said it.

So after this guy was done ravaging my car, he gives me my warning and I fucking leave. I'm so irate at this point, because I can only be polite and respectful for so long while I'm watching my constitutional amendments being fucked. But let's get down to brass tacks now, and expose this tag team and what exactly they did.

This is the 4th time this has happened to me. I got into a full blown argument with a cop on my own property one time, but that's another story just as long as this one. The fact of the matter is, this always happens to me because I'm always stereotyped and prejudged because I drive a fast car. So with that said, I've been through this a lot and I know my shit. Not to mention the fact that I know someone who is a cop and he explained to me exactly how the dogs are able to smell drugs in the car. It requires that the windows be rolled up all the way. Then, refined air slips through the smallest of cracks in the car's design and the dog is able to fully concentrate and determine wether he smells any things he's been trained to pick up on.

So what does this mean? This means that these two cops tag teamed me and only claimed that the dog alerted to my car just because they really thought I had drugs in my car. That's why they searched it for so long, because they didn't want to be wrong. They lied. I could see it in their fucking eyes when they told me the dog alerted to it. When I began to roll up my window and he told me I didn't have to, I knew right there that I was being fucked with. And this is how they get their probable cause so that they can search my car.

4th Amendment
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

I would argue (and I have gotten into a heated argument with a police officer about this before) that walking the dog around my car in the first place is searching. But I really don't want to get into that, because I just don't need to. The fact of the matter is, they lied so they could skirt the 4th amendment and search my car. This is how freedom dies. This is how an Imperial Government operates. My county's police department is shit in my eyes, now. This is the 4th time this has happened to me. I've had a dog walked around my car 5 times, and 4 of those times the dog has "alerted". And over and over again, the police officers tell me that the dogs are "100%" and "They don't make mistakes". Well, I've never had any drugs in my car ever. Period.

If you can't see how these officers raped the Constitution that protects us, then you are blind. There is no argument to be made here. I was wronged, and I'm fucking fed up with this happening to me. I have the right to be secure and free from unreasonable fucking searches. I have a perfectly clean criminal and driving record. Regardless, again and again I am stereotyped and fucked with. What amendment will they rape next? I've already had my 1st and 4th amendment fucked with in two days time. This is absurd. Ben Franklin is spinning in his fucking grave. If he were alive today, he would have these officers thrown in jail. I hate seeing anyone's rights being fucked with. And when it happens to me, I just don't know what to do. I'm irate, and I'm tired of being fucking harassed.

Update: Why didn't anyone tell me I confused the 4th and 5th amendments? I had that wrong for days!