Cokehead Chavez

My G4 iMac took a shit. I woke up and the 17" flat screen display was not very functional. It was terrible. I had to drive it 50 miles to be fixed, and I'll probably have it back in a few days. So in the mean time, my extremely sweet and generous girlfriend let me borrow her laptop. She's a lifesaver. Without a computer, I'm like a child without his Mom. I just don't know what to do with myself. So with that said, on to the news.

Let's talk Chavez. Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela has a beef with the US. Apparently, he is under some warped irrational impression that Venezuela is somehow an enemy and a target of the United States. He thinks we want to bomb them. Obviously, he does way too much coke.

"But Chavez said late Monday that the U.S. government, which 'won't stop caressing the idea of invading Cuba or invading Venezuela,' should be warned of the consequences. 'If someday they get the crazy idea of coming to invade us, we'll make them bite the dust defending the freedom of our land,' Chavez said to applause.

What is this fucking goof ball talking about? Is he just jumping on the "I Hate America" bandwagon? I mean, this is all coming straight out of left field. And does he actually believe for a minute that the fucking Venezuelian army could actually stop the US? Does he actually believe it? Of course not. He just can't. He would have to be clinically insane to actually believe it. So with that being said, I'm guessing that he just doesn't like America and when he was in front of a crowd, he decided it was a good idea to say a whole bunch of shit that would make them cheer. Fair enough. I can still make fun of it though.

"Chavez called the United States the "most savage, cruel and murderous empire that has existed in the history of the world."... What the fuck? That's nowhere even near true. That's something far beyond an exaggeration. That is more like a completely psychotic statement. There is no way that any sane indivdual who knows a thing about history could objectively look at the United States and come to the conclusion that we are the most save, the most cruel, and the most murderous empire that ever existed in all of recorded history. We're not even a fucking empire for Christ's sake. Seriously, I believe this man pulled a Tony Montana and just did about 27 lines of coke before this speech.

And then Cokehead Chavez shows his true colors. "The Venezuelan leader said 'socialism is the only path,' and told the students the collective goal is to 'save a world threatened by the voracity of U.S. imperialism.'" And they we have it. Socialism is the only way. And everyone's goal is to save the world from the imperialistic United States. This coming from the socialist and mild communist.

I have a goal and a hope. My hope is to see Venezuela just disappear. We don't need them. I hope a fucking tsunami hits that country. We don't need socialists or communists. We just need world leaders who will work together to make everything better. When you have some coked up madman saying shit like this, then we have a serious problem. If I ever see a penny of American dollars going to this fucking shithole of a country, I'm going to be quite pissed.