First Podcast

The first podcast is up! Finally, the time has come. The Podcast system has been made and implemented and we're ready for some fucking entertainment. I'll do these as often as possible and will always produce quality material. Check the Podcast page often.

Also check out this awesome video I made in school. It's actually a scene from a 7 minute movie I wrote, produced, and directed. I edited the whole thing together too. I'm amazing, I know. It was a neat short film, but this right here is the guts and glory. Enjoy!

Giuliani Shows His Cards

Rudy Giuliani, America's Mayor, has taken the first step in opposing the great Satan that is Hillary Clinton. As of about an hour ago, it has been discovered that a law firm filed paper work establishing a non-profit organization dedicated to a Presidential Exploratory Committee that will determine wether he should run for office or not, basically. It's for tax and legal purposes. All in accordance with the Federal Election Campaign Act.

So what does this mean? That means that the motherfucking man is giving us a wink. I honestly believe that Rudy Giuliani is one of the most liked politicians of all time. He's a moderate Republican, my favorite kind of politician. That means he's an Independent that sides with the less crazy and more mature Republicans. If he runs, and as long as no major skeletons jump out of the closet, he will smash the opposition.

Sure, John McCain, the war hero, the maverick will give him a run for his money. And McCain would also make an excellent president. But Rudy is Rudy. He's a fucking star. He was in Anger Management for Christ's sake. And more importantly, and more seriously, he gets shit done. That's the bottom line. Ever seen Taxi Driver? How about The Warriors? You see that New York? That's the New York that Rudy fucking destroyed. You know that New York you see on MTV and the Today Show? Maybe a little bit on Fox News too? Yeah, Rudy made it look that way.

Where was Rudy on 9/11? Being a fucking man in the streets. I get chills when I think about how bad ass and heroic he was on 9/11. By politician standards anyway. He was in the streets being a man. He wasn't shitting his pants in a bunker. No no no. Rudy is the motherfucking man.

Let me be more specific as to why I think Rudy is the greatest politician alive. I shouldn't say politician. More so, I mean the most fit and best person to lead America. The best man for the job, basically. First off, he is officially a Republican. Now generally I tend to hate the Left and Right equally. So party affiliation means about as much as a bowl of cocks to me.

What really matters is your principles. Your values. Rudy's got them, and he's got them good. He's a republican who: supports gun control, gay civil unions, embryonic stem-cell research, and abortion rights. He's a fucking perfect politician. He has the best from the left and the best from the right. He's going to slaughter every comer in 08. The Great Satan, Hillary, has not a bit of chance.

Midterm Elections

I voted - I made freedom count! So said the sticker that the elderly gentlemen handed me shortly before I left my local voting location.

A lot of cowardly pussified adult men will refuse to say who they voted for today. I love that. Here you are; an adult man who is who doesn't have the nuts to say who you like and why. Come the fuck on. There's no reason why you can't admit why you like or dislike your guy or girl. Man the fuck up and answer me when I ask you who you voted for. And yes, woman seem to be excluded from this mindset.

Another election item that I truly believe; If you don't vote, shut your fucking mouth. It's true. Why should you have a moral right to voice your opinion with your mouth when you don't voice your opinion with your actions? Are you too busy? No time to vote? Scheduling conflict? Blow me. I made time for it and so can you.

Now do I mean you literally have no right to speak your mind about politics if you don't vote? Of course not. Say whatever you will when you're with your friends at the bar. Say what you want when you're at the dinner table or playing poker. But when you come to debate on a bigger stage, like with actual intelligent people or on a fancy popular website like TheSick.net, you haven't a fucking pot to piss in when it comes to discussion if you haven't voted. Like I said, you can't express your opinion vocally when you don't express it physically.

As for the elections in Florida, we've got some good stuff. Bill Nelson and Katherine Harris. Oh Kat Harris, who I wrote about in August, is absolutely fucked. She's getting creamed in the polls and I look forward to seeing her get owned tonight. Katherine Harris is a republican.

I voted Democrats across the board this year, excluding the governorship. The fact of the matter is this, the Republicans have absolutely shit the bed these past 6 years. They have honestly made this country not just a little bit worse, but a lot worse than it was in 2000. I want the Democrats to have a shot at putting their money where their mouth is. Why not is what I think. 6 years is sufficient to prove that you absolutely fucking suck at running America in this day and age.

I'm a very firm Independent who slightly leans Libertarian. I by all means do not like the Democrats. I just believe they can do a much better job for this country than Republicans. They have proved that they will let our insane, ignorant, and stubborn leader do whatever he wants. We just keep digging our grave deeper and deeper with these insane fucking muslims. They don't get it.

In 2001, these fucking dirty Islamic cunts had no legitimate reason for hating us and for doing what they did 9/11. Now in 2006, we've given these predisposed insane motherfuckers an actual legit reason to hate us. Come the fuck on, we've killed over 100,000 Iraqis in Iraq. That's the lowest estimate. Think the people related to those dead people aren't pissed? If an invading country killed a member of your family, and you had nothing to live for in some shitty 3rd world country, what would you do? Exactly.

And the truth is that most of the country feels the same way, to a certain extent. That's why the Democrats will be in control of the house. When it comes to my district, I voted Democrats even though our Congresswoman did some pretty good stuff. She handled the Jessica Lunsford case extremely well and absolutely fast tracked the legislation and did everything she could to make sure laws were tightened on pedophiles. I liked her better, but I really want the Democrats in control before it's too late. So I voted for the Dem, even though he's probably not going to win.

For Governor however, I went Republican. Charlie Crist is a good guy and I think he's fairly moderate. He was just the better candidate and I don't mind which party controls my state. I more so care about the man himself and his politics. He was the Attorney General of Florida and did lots of good stuff for the people, including investigating oil companies.

We'll see how things turn out. Hopefully some positive change will happen and we won't bury ourselves too deeply in Iraq.