Giuliani Shows His Cards
Rudy Giuliani, America's Mayor, has taken the first step in opposing the great Satan that is Hillary Clinton. As of about an hour ago, it has been discovered that a law firm filed paper work establishing a non-profit organization dedicated to a Presidential Exploratory Committee that will determine wether he should run for office or not, basically. It's for tax and legal purposes. All in accordance with the Federal Election Campaign Act.So what does this mean? That means that the motherfucking man is giving us a wink. I honestly believe that Rudy Giuliani is one of the most liked politicians of all time. He's a moderate Republican, my favorite kind of politician. That means he's an Independent that sides with the less crazy and more mature Republicans. If he runs, and as long as no major skeletons jump out of the closet, he will smash the opposition.
Sure, John McCain, the war hero, the maverick will give him a run for his money. And McCain would also make an excellent president. But Rudy is Rudy. He's a fucking star. He was in Anger Management for Christ's sake. And more importantly, and more seriously, he gets shit done. That's the bottom line. Ever seen Taxi Driver? How about The Warriors? You see that New York? That's the New York that Rudy fucking destroyed. You know that New York you see on MTV and the Today Show? Maybe a little bit on Fox News too? Yeah, Rudy made it look that way.
Where was Rudy on 9/11? Being a fucking man in the streets. I get chills when I think about how bad ass and heroic he was on 9/11. By politician standards anyway. He was in the streets being a man. He wasn't shitting his pants in a bunker. No no no. Rudy is the motherfucking man.
Let me be more specific as to why I think Rudy is the greatest politician alive. I shouldn't say politician. More so, I mean the most fit and best person to lead America. The best man for the job, basically. First off, he is officially a Republican. Now generally I tend to hate the Left and Right equally. So party affiliation means about as much as a bowl of cocks to me.
What really matters is your principles. Your values. Rudy's got them, and he's got them good. He's a republican who: supports gun control, gay civil unions, embryonic stem-cell research, and abortion rights. He's a fucking perfect politician. He has the best from the left and the best from the right. He's going to slaughter every comer in 08. The Great Satan, Hillary, has not a bit of chance.
posted by Matt The Sick at 12:16:00 AM
3 Comments:
Matt,
I like Rudy too because he is a kick-ass kind of guy. The only problem I see with him (and it's the same with McCain) is that his moderate position will make it hard for him to get enough support from the Republican base to win the primary. It would have to be a clever bit of maneuvering for Rudy to swing right enough to get the nod from the Republican party for the primary election then move back to the center to win the presidential election.
Satan, on the other hand, can win the Democratic primary with her hands (and her pointed tail) tied behind her back. Regardless of her true political position, the Dems have a real hard-on for her in part because they are in love with the notion of the first woman president (brought to you by the Democratic Party). Add to that the power of the Clinton political machine plus the morphing powers of Satan and she's got the nomination. Other than that, I have no strong feelings on the matter.
I agree that in a presidential race with Rudy and Satan, the public would choose Rudy. Unfortunately, I don't see him getting the party's nomination. I think Mitt Romney is a more likely candidate for the Republican nomination however, he does not have the name recognition that Rudy has in the general election.
It will be interesting, but I think Rudy would take down "Satan" in the Presidential election. I think he would win over the Republicans just because he would have a better chance of beating "Satan." "Satan" would lose a lot of votes from the older generation democrats. My grandpa is a staunch democrat, but there is NO WAY he would ever elect a woman for President, and I think a lot of the older men in the country feel the same way.
I do like Rudy and his politics but it still bothers me that he married his own cousin. That grosses me out! I'm still confused on the whole cousin thing...
Nicki
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