Matt Sick: Conqueror of Earth
Believe it or not, I'm not too worried about the kid thing. Slightly nervous, but not necessarily afraid or fearful in anyway. More excited than anything else. I don't worry about the pressure of responsibility or anything like that. I'm about 50 times more responsible than any other 21 year old I know. I have 30 year old head on my lean young body. So I'm confident, more than ready, and not really concerned or stressed in that area of my life. Just a lot of excitement really. I hate to say it, because I'm supposed to be the big bad dick of the Internet, but oh well.
Work! Absolutely fucking shredding things up here. I've had to of made over 50 commercials now, voicing or announcing on many of them. My bosses are extremely happy with my skills and talents and like the amazing bosses they are, they like to praise me and let me know I'm doing a good job. It warms my fragile little heart. Not to mention that I'm slowly getting more and more good shit.
Last week, I ran the board for a remote and controlled the remote broadcast along with all the music playing on a station, and on this particular station (one of two in the building) they use actual CDs during remote broadcasts. It was fucking awesome. I was a real-life DJ. Next week, I'll do it again, but this time I'll do a couple weather reports in the middle. Then next week, or the week after depending if there is another remote to do, I will make my official radio debut. My weekly show shall begin, and it will be on that day that the conquering of the radio world shall begin.
People don't realize that I am the most determined motherfucker alive. I'm obsessive. I don't stop until I reach my goal. Failure isn't an option, and I use my awesome massive brains to figure out solutions to avoid that failure, inevitably succeeding and conquering all. That's how I fucking roll. It was in the middle of fucking July, 2006 that I just decided that I wanted to be in radio. It was in July when I decided that this is what I wanted to do with my life. I started school in September. Now, in February of 2007, I will do my first show.
And no one else in my class is even close to me. Shit, I doubt any of them even have a paid job yet. I am a conqueror. That's just what I do. I put this immense pressure on myself and it doesn't let up until I get what I want. And when I get there, I focus my skills and strength on the prize, and I do not let up until I have won. It's been this way with every goal I've reached. 4 Time Math Field Day student, 5th grade Safely Patrol, Free throw champion, 6 time All Star team player, 3 time top team tournament player, dream car driving, moderator for Korn's online chat room, manager at Domino's Pizza, and now, closer than ever to talking and entertaining on the radio.
I love to brag. I'm sorry, but I am the fucking man. They were testing my amazingly high IQ in kindergarten, and I'm not even kidding about that. I clearly remember the cross-eyed lady who gave me the test, and I remember how pissed I was when I didn't know there was an Arctic ocean. People don't realize that I always come out on top and I am not one to be fucked with. Only the smart survive. I persevere and I don't stop working my fucking ass off until I've reached my goal. Whether it's getting my dream car, hitting an over-the-fence home run as a 12 year old, getting that certain girl to go out with my in middle school, graduating radio school and driving 4 hours there and back everyday while maintaining a full time job, I fucking come through and I fucking succeed. From the trivial things, like getting the car and hitting the home run, to the important things like being financially secure and supporting my family, I always pull through because that's just how I'm built. That is why I will succeed, and that's why I have 100% faith and confidence that I will make it and I will fucking conquer this radio world.
posted by Matt The Sick at 9:13:00 AM
3 Comments:
Matt, Matt, Matt...
I am "too wrapped in your (my) own world." Its called the REAL WORLD!!! START LIVING IN IT!!! Where have I become judgemental? Was it when I started stating the facts? As far as the "little boys" statement...it just shows how ignorant you truly are! You have no facts or intelligence to back up what you say, so you revert to name calling...again, very mature! As far as your girlfriends' "hypertension"...you need to learn what the word "stress" means! A move is ALWAYS stressfull. ESPECIALLY for a pregnant woman (girl). You act like PHYSICAL STRESS and MENTAL STRESS are the same...grow up and learn a thing or two. CONTROL YOUR TEMPER!!! Look at your writing, son. You can't control anything. With the my death thing...again, very mature response coming from lack of intelligence!
"...factually, in the state of Florida, you can in fact sue for mental aguish."
YEAH IF YOU SEE SOMEONE COMMIT A MURDER OR IF SOMEONE TRIES TO SHOOT YOU AND THE GUN MALFUNCTIONS!!! Under Florida law, contract lawsuits (which is what a LEASE is) cannot have "mental anguish" as a compensable charge!!! AGAIN, GET AN EDUCATION, AND THEN COME BACK TO ME WITH FACTS. NOT THIRD GRADE DRIBBLE.
Then you close by saying, "and to attack a man's ability to raise a family is a line-crosser." I never called you a "man." You have far to go to become an adolescent, let alone a "MAN"!!!!!
p.s. way to brag about your pre-pubescent accompishments!!! Did you cut your own cord, too?
Good retort, Matt. That is kind of like the BLACK pot calling the WHITE kettle, black. Keep up with the education thing. Hopefully it will work out for you in the future.
Yet, you got my point! I'm sorry if I won't stoop down to an uneducated, vulgar level with you and use only language you can understand (profanity), but I have a vocabulary to draw from. I won't talk about your "lawsuit" anymore until you actually go through with it (which you won't, because you are obviously all talk). If you do, please post the transcript on here so we can all have a good laugh at your expense (like the judge will)!
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