What Happens When You Prank a Lazy Bitch

A hip-hop radio station in California ran a little contest. The contest was "Win a Hummer". Strangely enough, the contest ended on April 1st, 2005. This lady played along in the contest for a week. Apparently, they had to track the amount of miles two different Hummers drove around town. Something stupid like that. And this chick had the time to do this, probably because she doesn't have a job. But she has kids! I'll get to that in a second.

So at the end of the contest, there were two winners. On April 1st, they went to the radio station to be presented with their prize. They were each presented with a Hummer remote controlled car. HAW HAW. Pretty funny, huh? Well, as you can see above, the black woman was pretty amused with the whole thing. The big fat manly looking bitch, with the middle finger proudly displayed towards the camera man, was not amused.

So what do you do when you've been the victim of an April Fool's day prank? That's right, its the lazy no-good gimme generation way! That's right, you sue. Shannon Castillo, professional fat lazy bitch, has filed a lawsuit in California federal court for $60,000. That's "about" the price of a brand new Hummer.

My first question is what are her damages? What did she lose? Well on the morning of April 1st, when she went to pick up her Hummer, she hired a babysitter. Apparently, she had to wait 2 hours to receive her awesome remote control car. So let's just say she had to pay the babysitter for 3 hours of work. Even at minimum wage, which babysitters never make, that's around $20 bucks. Hardly cause to file a lawsuit. So why is she suing? Why isn't the black woman who was also duped suing?

That's because, as the article cites, Shannon Castillo is a "housewife". That is a euphemism. What she really does is nothing. She's fat, she's lazy, she wants everything to be handed to her, she probably receives government assistance, and she looks like a fucking man. That her profession. Professional lazy bitch, coming straight out of Generation Gimme. She's too poor to afford a decent car, so she wants someone to give her one. As if she could even afford the gas it consumes.

The price of a brand new fully loaded 2004 Hummer H2 is $57,520. And she actually believed a radio station was giving two of them away? A hip-hop station at that? That's her real problem. She spends all her time at home with her two children listening to rap all day, and it has eroded her brain to the intelligence level of a 9 year old. But of course, she's still pissed.

So what does the scumbag lawyer have to say? Prepare for idiocy. "Any time you conduct a contest you have to be brutally honest about how you're conducting the contest and what you're giving away." Oh really? Mr. Legal Man, says who? What law did this radio station break? He goes on to say "The station's misrepresentation of the prizes being offered violated state law and Federal Communications Commission regulations." Oh really?

The contest was simply entitled "Win a Hummer". They never claimed it was a Hummer H2, or any vehicle for that matter. They could have given away a blowjob, and they would be within the law. I'm sure it's legal to give a blowjob as a prize in California. His only proof against the radio station to prove that they actually misrepresented what they were giving away is that, as he claims, the radio station "indicated" the Hummer had 22 inch rooms, suggesting it was a full-sized vehicle. And that's all he's got. Come the fuck on now. And if the radio station did indeed violate FCC rules, then their beef is with the FCC. Not some scumbag blood sniffing shark lawyer.

There's a reason this story is even printed, and it's because the general public finds it hilarious. It's reality comedy. Everyone loves to laugh and say "HAHA WHAT A STUPID BITCH SHE FELL FOR IT. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN TOO." Even the black chick up there has a sense of humor. But the man-bitch apparently really wanted a Hummer. A Hummer that she could never possibly afford to maintain. It gets 9 miles to the gallon, city. As if she could afford that? She couldn't even afford the taxes she would have to pay on the Hummer if she actually did receive a brand new, fully-loaded H2. It's all about a stupid Gimme Generation bitch who wants everything in her life handed to her. She's mad that she was "humiliated" and that she didn't get what her stupid brain thought she was going to get. In all reality, she humiliated herself. And that's why the black chick is laughing. She knows it, and she's laughing at herself. Positive reaction. This man-bitch is angry, and even though she decided not to devour the radio hosts who tricked her stupid ass, she's still suing. Because she's angry.

One last bit of commentary. I'm looking at this... "woman", and all these really serious questions enter my mind. She's married with two children. First of all, who in the fuck would marry that man-beast? And secondly, and more importantly, who while maintaining a level of sanity and heterosexuality would actually fuck that thing not once, but twice. I just can't believe it. It's an anomaly to me. Oh well, there's only one possible explanation. She has an obese closest-gay husband. He has sex with her and is married to her so he can pretend she's a dude when he has sex with her, and no one has to know he's gay! It's works out perfect for him. See, if you think deeply enough, you can solve any mystery. I done good.