Vacation

Public Service Announcement

If you see a turtle struggling to cross the road, do not drive right past it, or around it, or over it in an attempt to go on with your busy life. If you do that, it makes you a scumbag cocksucker mothefucker and you deserve to have your fucking nuts in in a vice. Instead, pull over, or if you can't, just stop right in the middle of the fucking road. Pick that bad boy up. Be careful, he might squirm a little but they won't attack you. Help him along to the other side of the road and make sure he's well on his way. If you don't do this, you're a piece of shit and I'll fuck up your program.

Evanescence Concert And The 9/11 Report

I went to a pretty decent show last night. Now, I'm a big fan of metal. Don't get me wrong. I am metal to the motherfucking bone. But I went to an Evanescence/Seether/3 Days Grace/Breaking Benjimen show last night. It was at the TD Waterhouse Center in Orlado. It was pretty damn good I must say. Evenescence is decent. They're very original and I'm down with that. Amy Lee, the singer has a great voice and the guitarist has one bad ass scream. They should have him scream more often. Amy Lee is damn hot. Man, I want her. I planned on bootlegging the whole show but my fucking cheap ass batteries died. I was pissed. So I did some quick goat thinking and I just made a few AudioBlogs. They are shitty quality. I don't know why they turned out so... shitty but it's better than nothing. I lost 30 bucks last night. I never lose money. I'm always very fucking careful. But somehow I did and I was livid. It sucked a fat cock. Pretty good night though, I'd say. I made a commitment to myself to see more concerts. I used to go see bands all the time, but since I started working almost full time I'm always 'too tired' to. But it's always worth it when I go. I'll tell you this. There is absolutely nothing that gets me more high than being right up on the rail in a small club seeing a band when you know all the lyrics to all of their songs. That 45 minutes of pure energy. It's something indescribable really. It's one of those things that make life great.

I downloaded an Audio Book of the 9/11 Commission Final Report. So far it is quite interesting. Hezbulah (sp) have blown up Americans overseas multiple times. Iran has helped Hezbulah financially. This is very interesting to me. It seems to me, along with the not so new information that Iran is working to makes nukes, that maybe we should have left Iraq the fuck alone, and we should have actually been blowing the shit out of Iran. Who knows... To quote the new Nonpoint song, The Truth: "If we only knew the truth about what really goes on..."

AudioBlog: Evanescence - My Immortal

AudioBlog: Seether and Amy Lee - Broken

AudioBlog: Seether - Fine Again

Coke/Pepsi's New Products

Pepsi Edge = Shit.

Coka Cola C2 = Shit.

I warn you now, they are shit. For everyone. Me myself, I'm a diet soda drinker. I don't like Coke or Pepsi. It just takes like shit to me. I love diet soda. Edge and C2 are in the middle of regular Cola and Diet. People who like Cola think it tastes like shit, and people who like Diet think it tastes like shit. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I miss Crystal Pepsi.

TLC Sucks and Comas Rock

I'm going to Barnes and Noble today with my girlfriend. It's kinda a cool thing to do. I like it. I don't know why. I just like going there and hanging out, looking for cool books, even though I don't like reading books. It's just cool I suppose.

The Learning Channel (TLC) used to be such a fucking cool channel. It used to be in that same elite group with History Channel, Animal Planet and Discovery. Not anymore though. It has turned into TLCFLFHW. That's right, TLCFLFHW: The Learning Channel For Lazy Fat House Wives. Stupid bitches. Nothing but fags on that channel fixing up houses and doing the most lame shit. It used to be a really good journal. I'm watching Discovery right now. To be specific, I'm watching this show called Myth Busters. It's pretty cool. They just caught a Daddy Long Legs spider in a sauté cup. I think they could have found a more suitable holding device. Apparently, they are very deadly spiders but they simply don't have long enough fangs to inject their deadly poison.

I had an interesting thought the other day. I hate driving to my girlfriend's house, and to this town about 15 minutes away in general because it's one lane the whole way, people drive slow as fuck, and there's construction going on. It's extremely frustrating. Before this though, I was reading a story about some fireworks stunt gone wrong, and these stupid fucking kids lit one of their friends on fire and he was burned hardcore style. He went to the hospital and they do something quite interesting to severe burn patients. They actually put them into a controlled drug induced coma. Now think about that power and apply it to your life. Wouldn't it be awesome to fall asleep for say a month or two while things happen around you? It eliminates the waiting process, assuming a coma is just like sleeping and it isn't like that trippy shit in Monkeybone. So I was thinking, it would be pretty cool if I could just go into one of these drug induced comas, and by the time I woke up, the construction would be done and I'd have 2 lanes of freedom to drive to my girlfriend's house. I love radical ideas.

The He She Cunt Bag Slut Bitch

Have you ever met a really dykey bitch that looks like a man, talks like a man, works like a man, and acts like a man? I met this chick named Christine Willard. She's my best friend's aunt. I swear to god, she's a fucking man. She has a cock. I saw the bulge in her fucking pants. Either that or she has Don King between her legs, if you get what I'm saying. God damn. She used to be a pretty girl, but I haven't seen her in years. She's now a 40 year old psychopathic groupie man bitch. And she has a fag boyfriend. He pretty much looks like anyone of these guys. Specifically, the one on the left. He's a pretty big fag boy. But hey anyways, back to Xena. Ok now, imagine Xena, warrior princess + Chyna. You have Christine. Also, add on the man voice. She talks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. She's not even a scary bitch, she's just freaky. I mean, the first time I saw her recently I honestly had to ask her if she worked for the Circus. To my great surprise, she is indeed a sideshow freak. She sits in a little room and people pay quarters to see her freakish body along with her afro pubic hair which could be covering her penis clit. That is actually her. Now she also is addicted to many drugs including cocaine and heroin.

Now apparently today I caught her during a withdrawal because she doesn't live here so she doesn't know where to get her fix. Her veins were bulging. I heard she actually injects heroin into veins in her toes because she has ran out of good veins. What a fucking crack whore this bitch is. If she were alive 300 years ago, they would have hung her for being such a freaky bitch. In fact, I'm considering hanging her. I might just drug the stupid bitch and hang her from a tall tree. I'd thouroughly enjoy watching her gasp for air. Wondering if I'm going to let her down. Oh man I'm a sick fuck, but hey when people piss me off I think the worst and well, this fucking cunt is a dirty scumbag man whore and I'm hoping for her death.

Lions Are Fucked Up

I'm watching Cheetahs fuck on Animal Planet. The female doesn't want it. She keeps rejecting him. Poor fella. He tried though and he got a little bit of booty it seems. Whoa... Male lions "won't tolerate" other male's offspring when they take over a pride. So they fucking kill them. Literally. He killed it with one bite to the neck. That's fucked up. Crazy god damn lions. Now he's licking the damn thing, maybe he feels bad. Oh nevermind now he's eating it. That's great. And the momma lion is bitching at him. :( Now the make lion is bitching back. Wow, this is crazy. Animal Planet rules.

Here come some Elephants walking near Lions. I wonder of the Lions will step to them. Nope, they didn't. The elephants chased those bitches away. Oh now I think I'm gonna see some more animal rape. Yep. Why is this ok to show on tv? I don't get it. Man this female lion is purring like crazy. Oh shit, these lions are about to fuck up some buffalo. A whole bunch of them. Oh shit now they're running. Oh man one getting gang banged by like 4 lions. That was a total assault. God damn. "The fate of the buffalo is sealed" says the narrator. Now the other buffalo are just standing nearby, watching. Nature rocks. Now the rest of the pride as arrived to eat some buffalo. The females and the cubs have to wait until the males are done. Sounds like middle eastern culture, huh? What do they both have in common? Animals and savages.

My Balls, Candy, Fioricet, and Tajikistan

So how are you doing. Why I'm doing just fine, just reading some news articles on Drew Curtis' FARK.com. It's a great site. As a matter of fact, it's actually a blog. This is the news I like. Fuck John Kerry and John Edwards. I'm tired of it. Fuck the Iraqi hostages, I don't care. This is real entertainment.

How are the headaches coming along? Well they're coming along pretty nicely. I finally said 'fuck the money' and went to a Dr. A few of them. Got me a nice big prescription of a drug called Fioricet. Sounds French doesn't it? It does in my head anyway. It's great. It my magic pill. Although, I think it has a small psychologic effect, as you're probably seeing now. Not as bad as Lortab or Percocet though. Hydrocodone will do that to ya though. So said the fox.

So, any new cool products you wanna discuss? As a matter of fact, yes. I tried this bad ass new candy bar. Nestle Toll House Candy Bars. They fucking rock my stinky black socks off nikkuh. Fah sho. Also, the new Skittles gum is fucking fantastico. Great stuff. Wal*mart has it. I really love Wal*Mart. There's a reason that they are the biggest retail corporation. It's because they REALLY do "Always" have the cheapest price for everything. I love it. It's legit.

Detroit sucks. Did you know that? I'll explain one day. Too lazy at the moment. I'm just babbling. It's quite fun. One time at Wal*Mart I found this 10 pack of Mini CD-R's for 4 bucks. They're pretty neat. I like Mini CD-Rs. They're the same size a Gamecube disk. Neat little buggers.

So I came across this really interesting website. It's called SickConcept.com. Hmm. I wonder what it's all about. Looks very mysterious and bad ass. It makes me wanna wet my boxer briefs. Speaking of which. What the fuck is wrong with boxer briefs, huh? My girlfriend gives me shit for wearing them, but I find them quite comfortable. They have the comfortability of tighty whities yet the coolness of boxers. They're snug on my balls and I happen to like that. I mean really, what the fuck is the point of wearing shorts underneath your... shorts. Or pants. Whatever. They bunch up and shit. That sucks. Boxer briefs give me the ball support I need. Because as everyone on the planet knows, Matt The muthafuckin Sick Posluszny has the hugest balls of all time. Excluding animals. I'm talking like, in my league. Also excluding those guys with Elephantiasis.

What exactly is Elephantiasis? Well, its basically a rare disorder, mostly common in shit hole places like Africa and fucking Tajikistan. A mosquito bites you, and sometimes they can basically inject you with certain types of fucking doom bringing parasitic worms such as Wuchereria Bancrofti or Brugia Malayi. I still to this day have no idea how to pronounce any of those 4 fucking words. Anywho, this fucking mosquito injects you with one of those biotches and they infect your lymphatic system. It then causes edema in the infected area, which then in turn causes massive swelling. The most common area of infection happens to be the male genitalia. Balls baby, balls. So, I am not in competition with those motherfuckers. It's just an unfair competition. Although, perhaps they deserve the title. But a someone on steroids can't compete in the Olympics so I see it in that light. I have the biggest balls of all time and I need boxer briefs to support them.

CUNT

HEY YOU'RE A CUNT.

That is all.

Camera-Phone-A-Copia

Time for a little Camera-Phone-A-Copia. Fun stuff! Pictures are being show from oldest, to newest. Excuse the technical difficulties of some images being smaller than others. My phone does weird things sometimes.

Hehehe. This is me breaking my record; going 111 in my Talon on the Suncoast Parkway on my way to Tampa. Bam baby. How you like that? I love driving that fast. Such a rush.

This is some really nice dog friend I met at Barnes and Noble in Orlando. I gave it some of my Mt. Fuji water I bought at Starbucks. I bought water because everything else at those fucking places suck cock and balls. Some stupid shits tied the dog to their bikes and went inside. WTF is wrong with you little shits?

This is my Talon next to a Eclipse GSX. Sweet shit. Talon/Eclipse = same car. They are what's called a 'DSM'. Too lazy to explain but, we're brother and sister cars so naturally I parked my car next to it and took a few pics.

What a beautiful eye. Dalyce got these new blue contacts, which I've talked about before, and they're fucking awesome.

Am I fucking crazy or what? Oh yes I am. Crazy in love. :) OK... Maybe I'm just simply insane. :x

Daly :) So beautiful.

This is an actual like, Canyon or some shit in a place called Black Diamond. Black Diamond is a gated community with nothing but mansions in it near my house. All the really rich and famous people live there. Fuckers. I took a pic or two when I was delivering there.

This is... hahahahaha! This is some guy I came across in Walmart who had absolutely NO neck! It was crazy! I was like 'Whoaaaa'. I took a picture of him because man, he's just one funny looking motherfucker.

Simple enough. A cool little snap I took of the smoke area sign at the hospital. I went there for my headaches.

A picture of the Triage sign in the waiting room. That nurse right there was pretty decent to me. Didn't treat me like I was drug seeking. The bitches.

This is an odd picture of my best friend Ed and one of our friends Christina hugging. She is... a very small girl. And he is... a very big boy. Just weird really.

MY SABIE BABY!!!

Dalyce bought me a whole bunch of gum balls and gave them to me. She's such a sweet heart. :) I really appreciated it. It was a really nice random thing she did for me.

I just took this yesterday. This is a pic of this fucking big ass mansion on a street in my delivery area. I delivered across the street. Fucking sick! All the rich motherfuckers live on this road. There was a Porshe parked next door. Bitches. >:O

Another fucking massive house on that road. God damn. It makes me want to start selling crack. Like Tony Montana. He had it made. Damn nigga.

ok enough of that shit. Back to work. I'm out of this bieeeeetch.

Random Babbling (2)

Work life isn't too pleasant right now. Some fucked up shit is going on concerning me getting dicked out of a promotion I deserve. I'll explain it at a later time. Anyways though, I've been learning how to kneed dough all night. On my own. If the cocksuckers at my work aren't gonna teach me, then I'll teach myself. The same way I taught myself HTML. The same way I taught myself how to fuck your mom. Yeah. Oh well.

I'm watching Raw. (Wrestling). It's good shit. Blah. I'm blogging for the sake of blogging. It isn't good. I should post some of my camera pics tomorrow. I just may do that tomorrow.

Daly Badge

Added a little Dalyce related badge type thing for the left side bar. It's nice. She made some stuff on her website about me. It was real sweet, so I wanted to do something to even the score a little bit. She makes her site using geocities but that's ok! She's learning the fine art of HTML and she really is doing a great job with her site. She works hard as hell on it and it's nice to see her getting into the same stuff I'm into. :)

A Little Something About The 4th of July

Time to do a little bit of writing. So, I hope anyone reading this, excluding my enemies, had a great Independence Day. I want to talk about that for a minute. Now, I'm not Mr. All American Patriot Guy over here. In fact, I'm probably a 'bad ehmericin' by most lefty and righty standards. But left or right, it doesn't matter. So, when you people are out there in your fucking driveways blowing up all kinds of shit, having a good ol' time, what are you thinking about? Are you simply enjoying? Are you simply savoring the occasion? The occasion of controlling chaos. A firework is quite a chaotic thing. Even the simple smoke bomb. In a sense, you're in control of something dangerous. Something to be afraid of. But you are not, because you control it. We're all afraid, so in essence, lighting off fireworks is quite therapeutic. Although, some people like to light off fireworks simply because they like to fucking make shit go boom. Crazy pyro motherfuckers.

Well anyways; my original thought. When you're out there lighting off fireworks. Remember why we're all doing it. Remember why when dusk hits, we're lighting up the sky. We do it in celebration of our freedom and independence as a nation. I don't think people realize how lucky we are. I mean, in 1776 (If I remember correctly) we were not free. We were Cuba. We got fucked with constantly by England. They owned us. But in a sense, in 1776, we moved out. Our nation, the best in the world, moved out of its parent's house in 1776 and every year on that day we shoot off fireworks as a tradition to celebrate that day. To celebrate out freedom. Think about that at least once next year when you're shooting off bottle rockets into your neighbor's yard. Remember that it's a celebration of our independence, our right to live freely without government crossing the 'fucked up' line. Keep it mind next year.

Update

Regular Posting will resume one day soon. Shit my blog's ugly. Especially the archives. My life went to shit and I pretty much stopped all projects including this shit. More to come from The Sick Mind