Collection

Here's a little tidbit for the Christians. Yesterday, I was bringing one single $14.04 pizza to a fairly large chruch complex. It was in the middle of the day and I think all of about two people were at the whole complex. I drive up to the actual chapel I guess, and the door is locked. I have to find the right building. I goto the next one over, that I guess was a "parish." It looks more like an office, and I'm greeted by a secretary lady. She says hi, and says "I have a lot of ones, I hope that's ok." She gets the eyebrow effect from me.

Then then reaches into the very bottom drawer of an office dresser, and pulls out a brown plastic bag, filled with nothing but cash. She starts tossing the ones out. At this point, I am completely sure that this is collection money. There's just no doubt about it. This bitch is paying for the pizza with fucking collection money, and she doing it like shes accessed this money a hundred times before. There was no hesitation. It was a quick act.

Then from my left, a man comes out of a door. He looks like the pastor type. He hands me $19 and tells me to have a nice day. He looks nervous, and the other lady, who wasn't done counting the money yet, just had the "I just wasted my time" look. She wasn't "caught" or anything like that.

So keep that in mind when you're tossing your fucking money into the bowl. One thing that they definitely use that money for is to buy single pizzas. We're not talking about a large order for a youth group or something like that. Oh no. We're talking money that's donated for church related purposes. They're fucking thieves, and it made me sick to see because I know most of that money comes from old ladies' social security. Mother fucking scumbags.

The ironic part is that if I would have been paid with that money, I would have felt extremely guiltly and I almost wanted to refuse to accept it, if the other guy hadn't popped into the room. I wonder what that says about me.