Barry Bonds = Cheating Cunt

Barry Bonds is a bag of cunt. I made this vary same claim two and a half years ago on this website, and I'm making the very same claim again. Today, Barry Bonds hit his 715th home run today, surpassing a true legend: Babe Ruth. These records were accomplished in two very different eras in the same game, but there is one fundamental difference. Human Growth Hormone didn't exist in 1927. The Cream and The Clear didn't exist either. Gatorade? Not a fucking chance. They barely had supplements back then for Christ's sake. But the Babe, who was a fucking cigar-smoking, beer-drinking, pitching man was able to hit 714 home runs in his career. That is a true hitter. He was The Natural.

Barry Bonds is a cheating cunt. What, did you people forget that he admitted to "unintentionally" using at least two different types of steroids? I wrote about this very subject on December 3rd, 2004. The article I linked to is gone, but I found this AP article at the Chicago Tribune. It's dated December 3rd, 2004; which means it's the same AP article Yahoo used for their story, and the one I used for mine.

Baseball star Barry Bonds told a federal grand jury that he used a clear substance and a cream given to him by a trainer who was indicted in a steroid-distribution ring but denied knowing they were steroids, according to a report published Friday.

Why have people forgotten this? He fucking admitted to using the Cream and the Clear. I'm a big fan of wrestling, and I read about guys juicing up on steroids all the time. I've heard quite a lot about the cream and the clear. These are both street names for specific steroids that DO NOT show up on steroid tests. The cream is rubbed on and the clear is either injected or given in droplet form underneath the tongue.

Barry Bonds claims that his trainer, Greg Anderson, was giving him these drugs without Bonds knowing. Does any imbecile, for even a fucking second, actually believe this? Pretend your Barry Bonds. You're an extremely talented baseball player, making millions of dollars, and your health and your body is the source of your income. Would you allow anyone to give you shit unless you know what it was? "Hey I'm just going to give you this stuff, it's good for you trust me." We're supposed to believe that this is what Anderson told Bonds? Of course not. Bonds claims he thought it was Flaxseed oil. That's fucking laughable.

Of course, we can't forget that Barry Bonds' trainer, who was indicted by a grand jury in the steroids scandal, was also the trainer of Jason Giambi. He admitted to steroids too. Except at least this man had the courage to admit he was a cheater. He could admit it and ask for forgiveness. Unlike this Bonds, the piece of shit.

The fact of the matter is this. Anyone who knows the facts and who isn't blinded by the bullshit media coverage of this cheating piece of San Francisco shit will see that Bonds admitted to using steroids. I mean, that's just a fact. We know he did them. He won't admit to intentionally taking them, but just as long as you don't have Down Syndrome or any other form of mental retardation, you will see the light and you will see that Bonds is a cheater who used illegal substances to give himself superhuman strength, allowing him to unfairly break records that he wasn't able to break without cheating.

It makes me sick that a man like Pete Rose is banished from baseball forever, while this cheating cocksucker Barry Bonds is allowed to keep playing the game. I honestly and sincerely hope Barry Bonds dies a young death due to his enlarged heart, because he does have one. I've seen many heroes of mine die in wrestling due to steroid use. The most recent being Eddie Guererro. The heart is a muscle. Steroids give you bigger muscles without doing a damn thing. They're make you almost super human. The heart just can't be too big, because you will die. Expect Bonds to die young. I'm certainly hoping for it. Cheating piece of shit. It wasn't even possible for the Babe to cheat.

The Da Vinci Code

I don't understand the Catholic Church's obsession with The Da Vinci Code. I was reading an article from earlier this week, and I tried really hard to understand this. I really did. This fucking guy, who is apparently the Vatican's Culture Minister, is speaking out against the book.

He insults anyone who thinks there is any bit of truth to the book, calling them ignorant. He believes that everyone who sees the movie is at risk for believing the "nonsense." He believes the media is wrong, irresponsible, and takes "voluptuous pleasure" in promoting works with no basis in truth. And I believe Cardinal Paul Poupard, Cultural Minister of the Vatican, is an absolute fucking imbecile.

First off, the fucking man is 75 years old. How can a man who is 75 years old be a minister of anything regarding culture? What they really need is someone who understands the current culture. Not a 75 year old fucking coot who has been running that section of the Church since 1988. He has no grasp on culture in 2006.

"What I'm concerned about is that decent people who do not have the proper religious education will take this nonsense for the real thing," said the cardinal, who has headed the Pontifical Council for Culture since 1988.

This is certainly not what he's concerned about. I'll tell you exactly what he's really concerned about. This movie promotes the idea that Jesus was not divine, and that he did in fact get lots of booty from Mary Magdalene. Now, the movie basically explains through Da Vinci's code why this is true. This idea is extremely dangerous to the Church. Let me remind you of something very important.

The Catholic Church is the oldest corporation in the world. They are a single company that's been going for centuries upon centuries. This movie, this idea, and a cultural phenomenon, as he called it, is absolutely a danger to the corporation. It promotes free thinking. It promotes an idea that any logical person, wether they believe in Jesus or not, could believe.

Is it possible that Jesus Christ fucked a woman and had a kid? Of course it's possible. And likely. Even if you believe in his divinity, that doesn't mean that he wasn't a real human person with real human instincts. It's very likely that Christ wasn't in fact divine. And this idea is far beyond dangerous to the Church. It's their money, it's their income, and it's a protection of what they believe to be their role on Earth. To protect and nourish the idea of a God.

The fact of the matter is this: I believe a guy named Jesus probably existed. I do not believe he was divine. I don't believe anyone is divine. I believe it all to be a myth. But I certainly enjoyed The Da Vinci Code, and you would enjoy it too. There's absolutely no need to ban a movie that in the end, promotes free thinking and challenges you to question everything and to not just blindly believe in something that's been shoved down your throat since birth.

The movie itself does not come out against Christianity. In fact, I'd say in the end, the movie is very pro-religion and pro-faith, but I still love it. I still enjoy the movie because I believe, just like the movie, it's all fiction. The bible is fiction based on on a few facts. Same as the movie. The Da Vinci Code is a fictional story based on facts. There is code in Da Vinci's paintings. That's hardly disputable, especially in The Last Supper. Just leave it alone and enjoy it. The only person who wouldn't enjoy this movie or would not support this movie is someone with a Nazi frame of mind who believes you should be controlled, and who is afraid that their religion is so frail and weak and that it just might get smacked around and defeated by a Tom Hanks movie.

In the end, in a thousand or so years from now, people with refer to Christianity as "English Mythology", and it'll all be looked at in the same way we look at Green Mythology. It's laughable, folks. So give it up, take your faith in your God and put it in yourself. Buy a ticket and enjoy the fucking movie.

Mondays

Mondays suck. Nothing cool ever happens on a Monday. It always seems like the world is nice and rested from the weekend, so they have no time to start shit on Monday. They wait until Tuesday. At least it seems that way sometimes.

I think we need an 8th day to the week. We could reconfigure the calender and all of that shit. I don't give two shits about the rotation of Earth and it's relativity to the sun. It means absolutely nothing to me. Life is boring and it's time to make a change. Like on a TV show when things get boring, they bring in a new character. We need a new days.

I don't have any ideas for a name yet. I just know that we need an 8th day. And the week needs to officially begin on Monday. I don't think anyone actually FEELS like Sunday is the first day of the week. It's the last day, and this idea is pounded in with the typical work week, not to mention 12 years of a school schedule. I mean, you goto school on Monday through Friday, and then you have two days off, and then it starts over.

The first day of the week doesn't begin with the God day, fuckers. Sunday, even if it is supposed to be a day of rest for you crazy religious folk, doesn't even work well as the first day of the week. If you're gonna rest all day, it should be on the last day of the week. Not the first. That's just stupid.

It's definitely time to switch things up. I need to get with an astrolgist or something like that. Some kinda NASA guy. We need to get this concept rolling.

Monkey Fuck At It Again

No, I'm not talking about George Bush. While he certainly has a monkey face, he's not the asshole in question. The asshole in question is none other than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Although this time, it doesn't appear to be Ahmadinejad who is the main problem in this story.

It appears that a General in Iran is claiming that if we attack Iran, Iran will first strike back at Israel. You know, I just really don't understand the mindset of these insane savages in the middle east. I've tried, I really have. I've read more of the Quran than most non-Muslims have. I have made a very strong effort to understand these fucking mad men. They're just brainwashed by their religion. It's the best conclusion I've come to. It explains most everything.

I don't need to explicitly say that these people are fucking crazy. It's obvious that this Government redefines insanity. I just really hope that we can get this situation under control. I really don't want another with these motherfuckers over there. I don't care if Iran starts stocking up a warehouse full of nukes. I don't want us to launch another war with a country featuring brown people.

I wouldn't mind a NATO type bombing campaign. I think that's quite a good idea if things come to that. But what I don't want is evan an American strictly bombing campaign. They have already claimed they will retaliate with terrorism. Sorry, but I'd rather worry about Iran nuking Israel than the guy who runs the gas station down the road strapping a bomb belt on and going to Walmart. I would prefer to not be blown up while shopping for cheap Chinese-made goods. I would prefer to leave the home without worrying about getting bombed in my small little town.

It's an absurd notion to demand peace with violence. It never works. Even with something as simple as training a dog. Diplomacy 100% of the way with impending war off the table. Let's use our mighty American brains to solve this dilema, opposed to just putting your dumb fucking fists up and saying "Bring it on." The strong survive over the weak. But the smart survive over the strong. Intelligence will always beat strength, because it's the ultimate virtue. In my opinion anyway. Diplomacy is a stupid word. Let's call it what it really is. Using-everything-but-war-to-get-what-we-want-using-INTELLIGENCE-and-the-human-brain. Maybe if we didn't have such a dim witted cunt in the White House, we could perform this task more often.

Random Babbling Time

I haven't posted in a while. I moved out of my house and I'm sort of learning to live in a house with a girl, being responsible for bills, and all of that delightful bullshit. So I'm a bit overwhelmed. I am still alive though. And I still fully feel the passion of writing and the anger and fury of what is happening in this wonderful world of ours.

From suicidal Iran and their monkey-faced leader, to Big Oil fucking us in the ass every single day, to the clueless George Bush; a man who just doesn't even care about how much the country as a whole disapproves of his job performance. It's all still pissing me off. I just don't quite know where to fit in the whole blogging thing into my new lifestyle. Trust me though, it will be fit in. I'm just adjusting. I'm not good at changing, but I'm not the type of person who just forgets about the things he likes doing.

There's some pros now. Right now, I am sitting on a couch, typing this on a wireless internet connection on a laptop, watching the world's smalled girl on our 48 inch HDTV. This girl is 16 years old and weighs 16 pounds. They're not like regular dwarves. They're like, even more messed up. They are ultra-super-dwarves. Still fitting in here though. Working myself into a new lifestyle groove.

I have successfully quit smoking. I just haven't quit Nicotine yet. I'm down from 8-10 pieces of 4mg gum a day to about 5-6 2mg pieces a day. Getting better and better. I think 50-100 more pieces of gum and I will be done with nicotine completely. I'm rapidly becoming unaddicted to this stuff. Rapidly getting my body in shape. Rapidly regenerating my lungs. Rapidly regaining my amazing baseball abilities. I'm a fucking superstar on the rise.

Anyway, I sort of wish I had one of these ultra-dwarf friends. They're just so damn decent. I'm really concerned about humanity as a whole. I don't think we're growing to be more civilized. I think we're just getting better at masking it. I think we're actually becoming more comfortable with behaving like animals. I actually think we enjoy masking it all. I think it makes us feel smart.

And before I forget, I had a really interesting thought the other day as I was watching a very good movie called "Tristen + Isolde." Think about Kings from the earliests of recorded history. Like 12th century lets-invade-countries sort of shit. What the fuck did they do all day while sitting on the throne? I mean, they're always shown sitting on their blinged out thrones. But do they really just sit there all day eating turkey legs surrounded by whores to suck their dicks whenever they bid? Or would the Queen not allow that? This is very confusing. But I just really have to wonder what they did all day while sitting on that throne, besides getting fat. Because all Kings were fat.

These ultra-dwarves are so cute. I'm trying so hard not to call them midgets. It's really the same as calling a black dude a nigger. Really think about it. It is pretty belittling. I'm sure you've said something like "look at that little midget whatever." Anything that's "less than" is midget. But these people aren't less than. They're just fucking short. And midget does not mean short. Dwarf means little person. Don't be an asshole and call them midgets. Even to your friends. It's pretty much like calling a gay a faggot. In these times, you can't say "fag" and "faggot" and "gay" like you used to. If fags get that special treatment from society, than the dwarves ought to not be called dwarves. Oh yeah, these ultra-dwarves are "promidial dwarves." Check em out, they're interesting.

It's sort of fucked up though. The little dramatic moment right now is this girl is crying and upset because she's being fucked with in school I don't understand why these selfishly cruel parents send these kids to public school. No fuckheads, they are not normal and you can treat them like they're normal all you want, but kids are vicious little fucks because the standard for parenting in this generation is so low that teenage mothers raise kids just as well as regular Moms. Or maybe that's the problem all together. Probably. Kids really are mean motherfuckers. They're getting meaner and meaner and more and more fucked up. I sure am glad I never went to High School. I picked on a lot of kids in Middle School. I just might have compelled someone to gun me down on the bus or something.

I used to fuck with this kid a lot back in middle school. I know he's a psychopath today, as I've seen his arrest reports on the internet many of times. I have to wonder if I'm on his list or something, like the dude on Billy Madison. I delivered a pizza to him recently. He tipped me, and I'm sure he recognized me. So hopefully all is well with the kid. I hope so anyway.

Rambling ends now. :)