May 03, 2006

Monkey Fuck At It Again

No, I'm not talking about George Bush. While he certainly has a monkey face, he's not the asshole in question. The asshole in question is none other than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Although this time, it doesn't appear to be Ahmadinejad who is the main problem in this story.

It appears that a General in Iran is claiming that if we attack Iran, Iran will first strike back at Israel. You know, I just really don't understand the mindset of these insane savages in the middle east. I've tried, I really have. I've read more of the Quran than most non-Muslims have. I have made a very strong effort to understand these fucking mad men. They're just brainwashed by their religion. It's the best conclusion I've come to. It explains most everything.

I don't need to explicitly say that these people are fucking crazy. It's obvious that this Government redefines insanity. I just really hope that we can get this situation under control. I really don't want another with these motherfuckers over there. I don't care if Iran starts stocking up a warehouse full of nukes. I don't want us to launch another war with a country featuring brown people.

I wouldn't mind a NATO type bombing campaign. I think that's quite a good idea if things come to that. But what I don't want is evan an American strictly bombing campaign. They have already claimed they will retaliate with terrorism. Sorry, but I'd rather worry about Iran nuking Israel than the guy who runs the gas station down the road strapping a bomb belt on and going to Walmart. I would prefer to not be blown up while shopping for cheap Chinese-made goods. I would prefer to leave the home without worrying about getting bombed in my small little town.

It's an absurd notion to demand peace with violence. It never works. Even with something as simple as training a dog. Diplomacy 100% of the way with impending war off the table. Let's use our mighty American brains to solve this dilema, opposed to just putting your dumb fucking fists up and saying "Bring it on." The strong survive over the weak. But the smart survive over the strong. Intelligence will always beat strength, because it's the ultimate virtue. In my opinion anyway. Diplomacy is a stupid word. Let's call it what it really is. Using-everything-but-war-to-get-what-we-want-using-INTELLIGENCE-and-the-human-brain. Maybe if we didn't have such a dim witted cunt in the White House, we could perform this task more often.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous posted:

I agree wholeheartedly that intelligence wins over strength any day. But on the other hand how do you rationalize with the irrational. To work something out there has to be comprimise and Islam removes all possibility of that.

The fact that China and Russia are siding with Iran should make us take a long pause before making our next move. However in the end there is no need for a war with Iran. All we have to do is bomb the facilities in question.

Iran is behind terrorism already so their threat is silly. If they thought they could attack the US or Israel they would do it today. In fact there is evidence that they support people who have done both so in essence they already are.

Israel should take out their Nuclear facilities with an airstrike just like they did Irans.

1:39 AM  
Blogger Matt The Sick posted:

You make a good point James. I know they are already involved in terrorism, but I honestly think they don't quite have that UMPH to want to blow stuff up here. The average Iranian that is. They may dislike us, but these people don't want to fly to the US and strap on bomb belts.

Bombing the nuclear facilities still worries me, because then they will feel like they have a right to retaliate. And with China and Russia sort of siding with them, it makes me even more worried. Those are two countries I certainly fear. I'd rather let them have nukes than fuck with the Chinese or the Russians.

As for the anonymous douche bag's comment: I love your *mothers fat black dick. Details are important, sir.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Matt The Sick posted:

I don't know why you're always a douche bag. If I've called you a douche bag more than once, then more than likely you are in fact, a bag of douche. I don't have much respect for anonymous disagreeing comments. Even if you don't have a Blogger account, it's not hard to add your name to the end so I know who you are. It's straight up pussy shit, as we call it in the hood.

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2:26 AM  

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