Mondays

Mondays suck. Nothing cool ever happens on a Monday. It always seems like the world is nice and rested from the weekend, so they have no time to start shit on Monday. They wait until Tuesday. At least it seems that way sometimes.

I think we need an 8th day to the week. We could reconfigure the calender and all of that shit. I don't give two shits about the rotation of Earth and it's relativity to the sun. It means absolutely nothing to me. Life is boring and it's time to make a change. Like on a TV show when things get boring, they bring in a new character. We need a new days.

I don't have any ideas for a name yet. I just know that we need an 8th day. And the week needs to officially begin on Monday. I don't think anyone actually FEELS like Sunday is the first day of the week. It's the last day, and this idea is pounded in with the typical work week, not to mention 12 years of a school schedule. I mean, you goto school on Monday through Friday, and then you have two days off, and then it starts over.

The first day of the week doesn't begin with the God day, fuckers. Sunday, even if it is supposed to be a day of rest for you crazy religious folk, doesn't even work well as the first day of the week. If you're gonna rest all day, it should be on the last day of the week. Not the first. That's just stupid.

It's definitely time to switch things up. I need to get with an astrolgist or something like that. Some kinda NASA guy. We need to get this concept rolling.