MySpace Whoring (Updated)

I would like to apologize in advance, but I am officially whoring myself on the MySpace Market...

HEY GUYS ADD ME ON MYSPACE. CLICK IT AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND! NOW!

Seriously though, add me on MySpace. I must begin the social networking thing. The enlightenment that is TheSick.net needs to spread throughout the internet community, and MySpace is a good way. This site is already growing at a fantastic pace, which I am very grateful for. But I'm a greedy whore and I think the more the merrier pretty much sums things up.

Add me on MySpace. Thanks.

Update: You sons of bitches. I was not kidding. Add me right now. I'm seriously not even fucking kidding anymore. I want you to literally click that big ass link up there and add me as a friend to your MySpace as soon as you get to the end of this sentence which ends somewhere around now... Why are you still reading? Can you not follow instructions? ADD ME NOW. Thank you.